Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end! It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics. It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels! A small sample, if I may: 1. Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all: One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts One heart burns desire Deez Nuts Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run Who'll be the lonely one Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now 2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?" Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts? Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts? Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh? The list can go on and on infinitely. Seriously, the possibilities are endless. That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. Anyway, food for thought... P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. Edited July 8, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts 1 Quote
Pabstblueribbon Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. 9 3 Quote
NewEra Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 16 minutes ago, Pabstblueribbon said: Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. I love this 1 Quote
Gene Frenkle Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 As a 48 year old man with with the sense of humor of a 14 year old, I appreciate this thread. OP is 100% correct. The possibilities seem endless. 1 2 Quote
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said: Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. Pure GENIUS, Pabstblueribbon. Pure Genius!!!! 😂 5 minutes later edit: I will never listen to Imagine Dragons without thinking about this! Hahahhahaha!!!!! That's a good thing! Pabst, I will buy you a case of PBR for this contribution to my nonsensical thread. 54 minutes ago, Gene Frenkle said: As a 48 year old man with with the sense of humor of a 14 year old, I appreciate this thread. OP is 100% correct. The possibilities seem endless. Gene, I don't even know you, but I love you anyway!!!! LOL! Hopefully we can meet up for a beer (or coffee) in Buffalo sometime. Edited July 8, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts 2 Quote
Doc Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said: Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. My boys have been using that one for a couple years now. 2 Quote
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Doc said: My boys have been using that one for a couple years now. As stupid-silly and less-than-mature as I am, I have never considered such a connection to this band. My life will never be the same! 1 hour ago, JDubya76 said: You goin' over my head (metaphorically) with some young-folks, internet stuff that makes me feel uncool when I don't know what you're talking about. And it can be so obvious sometimes. I love ya JDubya76 anyways though. I'm assuming the "76" is a birth-year reference (and I could very well be so wrong). 1 hour ago, Conlan58 said: SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A CASE OF LIGMA And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?" Edited July 8, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts Quote
Sharky7337 Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 ya not jumping in on this one ..... they ban for bofa round here Quote
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Posted July 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sharky7337 said: ya not jumping in on this one ..... they ban for bofa round here I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend. 1 Quote
transient Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, Doc said: My boys have been using that one for a couple years now. Soooo... your sons or your nutz? 1 Quote
transient Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?" 48 minutes ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend. Urban dictionary "prefixes" for, respectively, select portions of or all of the phrase in question.. Quote
Doc Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 52 minutes ago, transient said: Soooo... your sons or your nutz? Sons. The others don't talk, thankfully. Probably would be a lot of complaining. 3 Quote
Sharky7337 Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend. Bofadeez ! 2 3 Quote
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Posted July 8, 2022 2 hours ago, KDIGGZ said: this thread sucks on deez nuts ah...a little weak but I'll give it props! 😂 At least you're trying. 5 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: This is me 50% of the time. Quote
Peace Frog Posted July 8, 2022 Posted July 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end! It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics. It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels! A small sample, if I may: 1. Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all: One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts One heart burns desire Deez Nuts Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run Who'll be the lonely one Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now 2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?" Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts? Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts? Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh? The list can go on and on infinitely. Seriously, the possibilities are endless. That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. Anyway, food for thought... P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. 1. The Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City" Hot town summer in the city Back of my neck Deez Nuts getting dirty and gritty. 2. Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell" Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars Oak tree Deez Nuts you're in my way. 2 Quote
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