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12 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Four times with her in one day?

 

That kid is a ***** rock star!

 

 

Well, he’s 14, and she’s hot (no that that matters, because he’s 14) so it might be less than a minute total. 🤷‍♂️ 

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Just now, Augie said:

 

Well, he’s 14, and she’s hot (no that that matters, because he’s 14) so it might be less than a minute total. 🤷‍♂️ 

 

I'm 51 and I can pretty much guarantee I'd be right around that one minute mark, too!

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

Well, he’s 14, and she’s hot (no that that matters, because he’s 14) so it might be less than a minute total. 🤷‍♂️ 

 

It would be different if the kid was with Rosanne Barr

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Just now, Draconator said:

 

It would be different if the kid was with Rosanne Barr

 

There is a pill for that, but he might rather cut it off than go thru with it! 

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Just now, Augie said:

 

There is a pill for that, but he might rather cut it off than go thru with it! 

 

Was the kids last name Bobbitt by chance?

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7 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

I'm 51 and I can pretty much guarantee I'd be right around that one minute mark, too!

 

Do you brag about how “efficient” you are in pick-up bars? “I’m your guy! I can save you so much time!”   😂

 

 

EDIT: I kid, but here’s another life %$#&ed up by addiction. She would not have been there if she had stayed sober, I have to believe. That part sucks. Still, I was 14 once, so…..

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

Do you brag about how “efficient” you are in pick-up bars? “I’m your guy! I can save you so much time!”   😂

 

"Come home with me baby! You'll be done in time for Master Chef!"

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It's so strange, because I know it's incredibly sexist.  But if the sexes were reversed, I'd want to murder the older person.

 

However, all I can think is "Where the ***** was she when I was 14?"

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