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My daughter calls me to wish me a Happy Father's Day. She leads off with....

 

"Happy Father's Day, and Happy Father's Day from all the kids you don't know you have".

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35 minutes ago, Draconator said:

My daughter calls me to wish me a Happy Father's Day. She leads off with....

 

"Happy Father's Day, and Happy Father's Day from all the kids you don't know you have".

 

So…………..does Vegas have an over/under on this? 

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Father's Day: The most confusing day of the year in 

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(fill in municipality that you wish to insult.)

 

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8 hours ago, Augie said:

 

So…………..does Vegas have an over/under on this? 

 

See Josh Allen's stats against Miami. There's your betting line.

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A friend was called and told "Happy Father's Day" by a childless friend.

He was asked if you got a president on Father's Day what would you wish you got?

His response was "A second vasectomy.  The first one failed and if it was successful I would not be a father."

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21 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

No, he wasn't.  He never brought any prolifics. 🤨

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What?  Oh, sorry, the word is 'prophylactic'. 🙁

Can you buy those in Canada?

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36 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

They're actually out from behind the pharmacist's counter now.  No more embarrassing discussions on "ribbed, or non ribbed?" 🫢

 

You used to have to ask a pharmacist for a rubber?

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