NEWS: Bills rookie Ulmer retires!

[ALLEN1QB]

Not exactly sure how you can say you're retiring when you never worked

[Irv]

This is great news.  Opens up a spot for Da'Rick.  

[frostbitmic]

I miss him already

[freddyjj]

Is Ulmer related to Vontae Davis??  just sayin....

[eball]

This is either one of the worst attempts at satire I’ve ever read, or I don’t know what to say.

 

[muppy]

9 minutes ago, frostbitmic said:

I miss him already

Im like who? lol 

 

*shrugs*

[MJS]

I didn't even know he existed, so I'm pretty sure the Bills will be fine.

[TheBrownBear]

I did find his hot GF's IG through this thread, so for that I am thankful.

[Buffalo Junction]

10 hours ago, Ya Digg? said:

Did you post a different article than what you’re talking about? All it says is he was released. I seriously have no clue what you’re even talking about…what did this kid do to deserve your little temper tantrum there?

Maybe the kid has black eyes; like a dolls eyes. 

[Putin]

Thanks for scarring me for NOTHING 

with this breaking news 🤦🏼‍♂️

Edited June 9, 2022 by Putin

[NI Bills Fan]

I know i love all things Bills.  I know I love this message board.  I'm also aware its the offseason...

 

... but why I read this entire thread start to finish will be a head scratcher for evermore!

[StHustle]

5 hours ago, eball said:

This is either one of the worst attempts at satire I’ve ever read, or I don’t know what to say.

 

Or even worse…I’m suspicious he started this thread to setup up his William Ulmer retires eBay “joke” he commented shortly after starting the thread 🤦🏾‍♂️ 

[buffaloboyinATL]

I too, would like to officially retire from the NFL. I feel that as I am now in my 50’s, and no team is yet to return any of my calls, it is time for me to focus on life after football.  

[sfbillsfan]

Cue the Zach Ertz coming to the Bills rumors.  

[nikuman]

Sounds like someone was either starting Ulmer in his fantasy league or placed a $1000 bet on him to be rookie of the year....

[Richard Noggin]

Was there signing bonus involved for this guy? Because if so, then maybe a fringe rookie prospect in that situation might have never intended to play in the NFL, but was willing to stick with it long enough for a nice paycheck of 5 or even 6 figures? 

 

Remember, these big dudes, especially, experience repeated, necessary physical trauma in the course of a season. Once the pads go on in camp, the violence really kicks up a notch. Maybe a guy has the size/athleticism to be a rookie invite/UDFA signing, but not the desire to be an NFL lineman in full pads? Just a thought. 

[BillsShredder83]

17 hours ago, GunnerBill said:

Went undrafted then unsigned as an UDFA and won his spot by impressing as an unsigned invite to rookie minicamp. To three weeks later decide he doesn't want to play anymore is surprising but his statement said he has realised there are more important things than football and I can't argue with that. 

Bewbs are great but he shouldn't give football up for them. Players girls are always stacked

[Richard Noggin]

5 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Bewbs are great but he shouldn't give football up for them. Players girls are always stacked

Super false. Maybe BOTH sentences lol.

[Nelius]

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Quote

With Ulmer’s release, the Bill snow have 87 players on their 90-man roster heading toward mandatory minicamp next week,

https://sports.yahoo.com/buffalo-bills-release-ol-ulmer-095513156.html

 

Who knew Released was spelled Retired 

😆 😝