Now that's what I call a "head on" collision

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/

 

[ExiledInIllinois]

Wow! How are they ever gonna "look twice for motorcycles."  You know... You gotta "look twice" for motorcycles! Thankfully it was just another vehicle. 

 

[Warcodered]

16 minutes ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/

 

 

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The driver of the SUV sustained injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash, according to FLFR.

 

[WhoTom]

"Men have two heads but only enough blood to operate one at a time." - Robin Williams

 

 

[RaoulDuke79]

17 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Wow! How are they ever gonna "look twice for motorcycles."  You know... You gotta "look twice" for motorcycles! Thankfully it was just another vehicle. 

 

I see these stickers everywhere. Its a jungle out there. If you're going to ride a motorcycle that's your choice. I'll look as much as i can, but when theres s gang of crotch rockets weaving 90mph in and out of traffic, well that's on them. 

Edited June 4, 2022 by RaoulDuke79

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Many years ago, National Lampoon magazine ran a public service announcement regarding 'Use Your Head - Don't Give It!'

[Nextmanup]

Boy, this really blows.  In more ways than one.

 

 

[17islongenough]

Why were they both naked?  

[The Dean]

Cumming and going do not mix.

 

Anyone check for bite marks?

[Draconator]

9 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/

 

But would ya?

 

 

[LeGOATski]

She has nice collar bones

[BuffaloBill]

8 hours ago, 17islongenough said:

Why were they both naked?  

 

 

It’s Florida …. C’mon.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

22 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/

 

we used to tell stories about this back in the 70’s and 80’s. 

 

Lucky he wasn’t missing a member

 

to be found behind those teeth 🦷 

[WhoTom]

13 hours ago, Draconator said:

But would ya?

 

 

 

55 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:

Lucky he wasn’t missing a member to be found behind those teeth 🦷 

 

It's a picture of the journalist, not the ... uh ... "performer."

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

23 hours ago, WhoTom said:

 

 

It's a picture of the journalist, not the ... uh ... "performer."

 

 

Doh. 
 

I read the link name and saw the woman 

 

1+1 = 3 

[AlCowlingsTaxiService]

Let thee who hath driven without sin cast the first stone 🤪

[Saxum]

On 6/4/2022 at 1:07 AM, Draconator said:

But would ya?

 

 

Author has an Amber Heard fixation. 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

10 hours ago, Limeaid said:

Author has an Amber Heard fixation. 

Looks Elfin 🧝‍♀️ 🧝‍♂️ to me. 
 

[aristocrat]

On 6/3/2022 at 11:10 PM, 17islongenough said:

Why were they both naked?  

 

You never had the birds and the bees talk?  Simple answer is it's more fun naked.