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I know, but if someone is willing to pay me an obscene amount of money, I'll keep it to myself.

 

 

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Google Search “Best time to enter neighbor’s garage to pilfer things that I can use and tell people they were left at the curb”

 

Google Search “Why did Paul McCartney write “Wonderful Christmas Time?”

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  On 5/27/2022 at 12:27 PM, Chef Jim said:


He’ll have to either contact the guy I sold it to and talk to him about buying it or break into his backyard and steal it.  Seeing the guy spoke no English (the transaction was hilarious) Gug will most likely have to go with option 2. 

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I sold a car to a guy who didn't speak english once. We wrote numbers down on a napkin and did a lot of pointing. Best sale experience ever.

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  On 5/27/2022 at 1:06 PM, LeviF said:

 

I sold a car to a guy who didn't speak english once. We wrote numbers down on a napkin and did a lot of pointing. Best sale experience ever.

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The ***** loaded a washer a dryer and the egg in his smallish SUV.  I thought no way in hell!!!   Got all three in with 3/4” to spare.  The Egg was strapped in riding shotgun. 

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  On 6/2/2022 at 2:53 AM, Just Jack said:

"Easy guitar riffs so my child thinks I'm cool" 

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Now this one is funny, because it's nearly true.  Last year, I did a song for my girlfriend on her birthday.  Kinda dumb, because now I feel like I should do it for every birthday and it's coming up next month.  I have, indeed, googled, "easy love songs to play on guitar."  You were damn close!

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