Guessing Bills nicknames

[wppete]

“The Face of The Franchise”

 

Edited May 9, 2022 by wppete

[Freddie's Dead]

Mark "Gazoo" Kelso

John "SmokeY" Brown

Willis "It was 4th down?" McGahee

Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch (aka "Skittles")

 

[Mr. WEO]

20 hours ago, Doc Brown said:

Is that your nickname?

 

[BuffaloFan68]

Biscuit 

Beast mode

Talley-Ho

spiderman

 

[RocCityRoller]

20 hours ago, RocCityRoller said:

A few more I haven't seen and think were popular:

 

Chill Factor 14 = ?

Cold Front = ?

Spiderman = ?

Rootin Tootin = ?

The Twister = ?

 

These weren't as common as I thought? All former players like the OP list

[stevestojan]

My all time favorite is “this ***** guy.” 
 

It’s used every time any player or coach doesn’t do exactly what I, from my couch, think they should have done instead of what they actually did.
 

Sometimes the nickname stands by itself. “This ***** guy!!”
 

Sometimes with a bit more sarcastic flair: “Would you look at this ***** guy; must be a brain surgeon.” 
 

You can also add the word “sucks” if you want to verbalize what everyone knew you meant anyway: “This ***** guy sucks!!” 

 

The possibilities are vast: “why did we draft this ***** guy in the first place?,” “we picked this ***** guy over (fill in whoever you had on your ‘big board’)?” 
 

 

[BillsFan619]

@BTB, the Sultan of Sayonara was Lou Saban.

[LabattBlue]

1 hour ago, BillsFan619 said:

@BTB, the Sultan of Sayonara was Lou Saban.

Wow.  I never heard the nickname, but I guess it fits. 😂

 

Thx. 

[BillsFan619]

On 5/7/2022 at 1:35 PM, Freddie's Dead said:

"Dr. Jekyll and" Micah Hyde

Bryce "POP" (ala Chris Berman)

Steve "a Tisker, a" Tasker

Kyle "3rd and puss" Orton (had to put "puss" to get past the *** maker)

"Cornholius" Bennett (after he went to jail)

Butch "Shake, Rattle, and" Rolle

"Dawesome" Knox (aka "Dropsome" Knox)

"TD" Mike Gillislee

Jake "Touchdown Jesus" Kumerow

"The" Duke Williams (A Numbah Wonnnnn)

"El J"Efe Obada

"Crazy World of" Spencer Brown

Reid "Turd" Ferguson (RIP Norm McDonald)

Cody "Edsel" Ford

Mike "Beach Boy" Love (look it up if you don't know why)

Nick "Marshal" McCloud (There ya go....)

Siran "Wrap" Neal

Tre'"Day"vious White

Emmanuel "Colonel" Sanders

Stefon "They Call Me Mister" Diggs or Stefon "Can You" Diggs "It"

Jon "Jose" Feliciano

 

Here’s a couple of my personal QB nicknames. Two of them are random and one of them had to do with how I felt about the player.

 

-Jim Kelly was “Jimbo McNelly”

-Drew Bledsoe was “The Bled of Soe”

-Doug Flutie was “Spot-duty Flutie” (Yes, I wanted RJ to start over Flutie) 😜

[The Dean]

On 5/7/2022 at 12:28 PM, BillsFan619 said:

I read an article about Bills nicknames. I’m a nickname king so it was fun to read.

 

 

On 5/7/2022 at 2:47 PM, Doc Brown said:

Is that your nickname?

 

On 5/7/2022 at 2:59 PM, BillsFan619 said:

🤣 No, I just give a lot of nicknames to people.

 

You are correct! Also, you are correct about the Bermuda triangle.

 

Way to go, bro!

 

One would think a Nickname King would make a better nickname for himself. A pretender to the throne, perhaps?

[JustAnotherBillsFan]

Surprised no one mentioned The Amish Rifle yet.

[BillsFan619]

4 hours ago, The Dean said:

 

 

 

One would think a Nickname King would make a better nickname for himself. A pretender to the throne, perhaps?

Perhaps 😜

[Billzgobowlin]

On 5/7/2022 at 12:28 PM, BillsFan619 said:

I read an article about Bills nicknames. I’m a nickname king so it was fun to read.

 

Some of these are very obvious, some not so much. Post your guesses on who or what the nickname is referring to. No cheating.

 

Also, for fun, give some of the nicknames you’ve given players over the years. Keep it clean. 🤣😜
 

“Golden Wheels”

“The Rockpile”

“The Ralph”

“Cookie.”

“The Mad Bomber,”

“Marlin the Magician”

“Baby-faced Assassin

“Dancing Bear”

“Sultan of Sayonara”

“The Juice”

“The Electric Company”

“The Bermuda Triangle”“Ground Chuck”

“Machine Gun Kelly”

“House”

“Condo”

“Dr. Sack”

“Pit Bull”

“Thurmanator”

The “K-Gun” offense was named after who?

“Fitzmagic”

”The Infredible Hulk”

No Meatball?

Mad Bomber

[The Dean]

2 hours ago, BillsFan619 said:

Perhaps 😜

 

🤣 👍

[smuvtalker]

On 5/7/2022 at 11:42 AM, MrEpsYtown said:

Trentative Edwards

EJ “Slow eyes” Manuel

Donte Whiffner

Chis “Lunchpail” Kelsay

Ko “I’m Famous” Simpson

I enjoyed all of your nicknames, but these 5 were hilarious!!!  I gotta go with Donte Whiffner as my fav of the bunch!!  😅

[Cotton Fitzsimmons]

Gregg “High School” Williams

[BillsFan619]

22 hours ago, Billzgobowlin said:

No Meatball?

Mad Bomber

I just listed the ones that were in the article. Meatball wasn’t in there.

 

Speaking of Meatball, my personal nickname for Kyle is “Fatty McButterpants”.

 

He earned this nickname during a Dolphins game when he sealed a victory by securing a fumble. That said, the ball slipped through his hands quite a bit until he finally secured the ball. Thus the nickname was born. 🤣😜

[The Dean]

11 minutes ago, BillsFan619 said:

I just listed the ones that were in the article. Meatball wasn’t in there.

 

Speaking of Meatball, my personal nickname for Kyle is “Fatty McButterpants”.

 

He earned this nickname during a Dolphins game when he sealed a victory by securing a fumble. That said, the ball slipped through his hands quite a bit until he finally secured the ball. Thus the nickname was born. 🤣😜

 

So you named him Fatty McButterPANTS, not Fatty McButterfingers?  Are you sure you arebthe King of Nicknames?

 

[Cotton Fitzsimmons]

Gibran “The Chroisen One” Hamdan 

[BillsFan619]

1 hour ago, The Dean said:

 

So you named him Fatty McButterPANTS, not Fatty McButterfingers?  Are you sure you arebthe King of Nicknames?

 

Perhaps? 😜

 

For context, when I said that I was a nickname king, what I meant by that was that I give a lot of people nicknames.

 

I never said that the nicknames I give are good though. 🤣