Which is the worst likeness: Baker Mayfield or Cristiano Ronaldo?

[Big Turk]

It's almost a coin flip..they are both really bad, but at least Ronaldo's might be accurate if he made that weird facial expression... Mayfield's statue looks nothing like him as a normal pose...

 

If I was Mayfield I would have went over and covered it back up hahaha

[Buddo]

1 hour ago, JDubya76 said:

At least Baker’s looks human. A 60 year old human in 1950 but human none the less.

 

Ronaldo looks like Sloth from goonies.

 

Lucy by far takes the overall title of frightening. Looks like Billy Bob Thornton. 
 

 

My first impression was that it was Jerry Lee Lewis.

[without a drought]

 

The first Lucille Ball one isn't that bad.

[Warcodered]

3 hours ago, Seoulofstone said:

 

 

 

🤔

[stinky finger]

Put a 9 volt battery on the shoulder of BM statue and you might see Robert Conrad come to life. 
 

“Go ahead….I dare you”

[RaoulDuke79]

For crying out loud. There needs to be some type of quality control before these things get released for public viewing .

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Bakers statue looks like T-1000.

 

I don’t understand how a place can pay that much money and the artist miss by that much.

Art for art's sake...

Money, for God's sake. 🤔🤨

[Mark Vader]

4 hours ago, WhoTom said:

Lucille Ball

 

 

It's been replaced, though. https://time.com/4442285/lucille-ball-statue-scary-lucy/

 

 

That does look like the Nicole Kidman portrayal of her

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

"Is this thread about me yet?!"

[UKBillFan]

"So I've been unceremoniously dumped by the Browns and cannot get a trade for anything. Still, things can't get any worse, right?"

[Allen2D̶i̶g̶g̶s̶TBD]

The Baker Mayfield statue doesn't resemble him at all, but the Ronaldo statue doesn't even look like a human.

[thenorthremembers]

Baker's looks like it is made of what Johnny Depp would call "human fecal matter."  

 

Renaldo's looks like the artist sculpted an alternate reality version of Renaldo wherein he had a lobotomy.   

 

They both are truly awful.  Its a push.

[ExWNYer]

5 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

"I don't know..."

 

 

Why did they use the likeness of SNY's Ralph Vacchiano for Brandi Chastain? 

 

 

4 hours ago, WhoTom said:

Lucille Ball

 

 

It's been replaced, though. https://time.com/4442285/lucille-ball-statue-scary-lucy/

 

 

 

That unholy statue of Lucy was just a few miles from my aunt's house in Jamestown. I had my kids take a pic with it when they were younger...had to have that scary thing for posterity's sake. 😁

[Poleshifter]

Both hideous.

 

If I were Ronaldo, I would be pissed, it looks so goofy. Can you sue a sculptor?

 

At least Baker's looks kind of like chocolate.

 

[RobbRiddick]

I'm sure if they decide they don't want Baker's anymore, Skip Bayless will happily take it off their hands so he can use it as a support for his naked stretches every morning

[Buffalo716]

To be fair the sculptor definitely got Baker's ears right

[MJS]

Mayfield wishes he looked like his statue. Ronaldo wishes his statue was thrown into the ocean.

[BADOLBILZ]

8 hours ago, Seoulofstone said:

I think Ronaldo’s bust looks like a caricature. The artist was probably trying to bring his character to life and took too many liberties. As a beloved soccer player public pushback was strong. Bakers just looks absolutely nothing like him. Perhaps the sculptor did someone else by accident. Seems like a fairly colossal mistake. Nobody thought to check? 

 

 

Ronaldo's looks like a victim's sketch of Nazi prison guard.    It's bad and incredibly creepy at the same time. 

Edited April 23, 2022 by BADOLBILZ

[WhoTom]

2 hours ago, ExWNYer said:

That unholy statue of Lucy was just a few miles from my aunt's house in Jamestown. I had my kids take a pic with it when they were younger...had to have that scary thing for posterity's sake. 😁

 

I have family in Jamestown too. (I'm originally from there.) They were grumbling about this the moment it went up, and rightfully so. I'm glad they replaced it with a decent one.

[mathja]

8 hours ago, WhoTom said:

Lucille Ball

 

 

It's been replaced, though. https://time.com/4442285/lucille-ball-statue-scary-lucy/

 

 

Looks more like Paulie walnuts.