50-year-old Carmen Electra

[Patrick Duffy]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Now that’s just disgusting 😂🤣

 

Lol, she comes off as one of those that is waxed and keeps everything as clean as one could want

[Johnny Hammersticks]

37 minutes ago, Sheneneh Jenkins said:

 

Lol, she comes off as one of those that is waxed and keeps everything as clean as one could want

My good buddy and I used to go to the casino once in a while with his father and uncle who were high rollers.  I’m talking $1000/hand blackjack kind of guys.  

Anyway, we were at Turning Stone one night watching them play craps.  We would just watch them play and banter back and forth.  They were hilarious.  They also would get us stuff comped all the time (rooms, meals, shows, spa treatments for our girlfriends, etc…).

 

So….this SMOKIN HOT waitress walks up to deliver a drink to a guy standing near us.  My friend’s father looks over at his brother with a smile.

 

Dave: “Jesus Tony, I’d eat the peanuts out of her s**t.

 

Tony: “I’d just eat her s**t.”

 

Very few times in my life have I laughed so hard.  ~25 years later my friend and I still say that to one another when we see an attractive woman.  I have a twisted sense of humor though. 😂🤣

[Patrick Duffy]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

My good buddy and I used to go to the casino once in a while with his father and uncle who were high rollers.  I’m talking $1000/hand blackjack kind of guys.  

Anyway, we were at Turning Stone one night watching them play craps.  We would just watch them play and banter back and forth.  They were hilarious.  They also would get us stuff comped all the time (rooms, meals, shows, spa treatments for our girlfriends, etc…).

 

So….this SMOKIN HOT waitress walks up to deliver a drink to a guy standing near us.  My friend’s father looks over at his brother with a smile.

 

Dave: “Jesus Tony, I’d eat the peanuts out of her s**t.

 

Tony: “I’d just eat her s**t.”

 

Very few times in my life have I laughed so hard.  ~25 years later my friend and I still say that to one another when we see an attractive woman.  I have a twisted sense of humor though. 😂🤣

 

Lol, yeah sometimes you come across those kind of ladies that are so beautiful to the point of perfection that it can make your jaw drop and at loss for words lol. I've never been known as a shy guy, at all....lol but there was a couple specifically I remember back in the day that was like that and I was shy then. So breath taking I was scared to even approach her to speak and make a move LOL

 

As I got older though I concluded I wouldn't want any serious relationship type g/f that hot because you'd always have to worry about friends and even family members trying to get in her pants and might end up driving you insane lol

[Johnny Hammersticks]

31 minutes ago, Sheneneh Jenkins said:

 

Lol, yeah sometimes you come across those kind of ladies that are so beautiful to the point of perfection that it can make your jaw drop and at loss for words lol. I've never been known as a shy guy, at all....lol but there was a couple specifically I remember back in the day that was like that and I was shy then. So breath taking I was scared to even approach her to speak and make a move LOL

 

As I got older though I concluded I wouldn't want any serious relationship type g/f that hot because you'd always have to worry about friends and even family members trying to get in her pants and might end up driving you insane lol

Some guys love that attention.  Like they’re driving around in a Lamborghini or something.  My wife is stunningly beautiful, I definitely married up, and I remember feeling insecure when we first started dating about guys checking her out/flirting with her.  I guess I just got over it.  But yeah, I hear your point.