NFL Draft Haiku

[K-9]

4 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

In the draft you must be a hunter

Go for home runs you can’t be a bunter

Our GM named Beane

Is the best that we’ve seen

Ain’t no way he’s taking a punter

You should start running

Haiku police abounding

Mind your grammar too

[DasNootz]

Stop with the mock drafts
Nobody knows our war room 
Trust our GM please

[Gugny]

Make it go away

Mock drafts make me want to die

Worst time of the year

 

 

 

 

[WhoTom]

Confident in Beane

As we go into the draft

Trusting the process

 

[GoBills808]

No first round RB

ill say it again dummy

no first round rb 

[WhoTom]

A welcome respite

From the new stadium talk

No downtown dome, Dude.

 

[BuffaloMatt]

Should the Bills trade up

If it does not break the bank

Glad Whaley is gone 

[Sierra Foothills]

McBeane McDermott

Are choosing McNuggets  not

McKiper McShay

[ComradeKayAdams]

On 4/20/2022 at 7:58 AM, JDHillFan said:

Bills score a draft coup

Draftnicks score them A plus plus

scottlaw still pissed

 

Your third line needs work.

It is one syllable short.

Otherwise, good job!

 

On 4/20/2022 at 8:26 AM, The Firebaugh Kid said:

Dream scenario 

We need a corner back but....

Jameson Williams. 

 

Long gone by our pick…

McDuffie, Booth, or Gordon.

Let’s go cornerback!

 

23 hours ago, Dan Darragh said:

Kiper Mel Kiper

Mel Kiper Kiper Kiper

Kiper Kiper Mel

 

Super lazy, Dan…

You write haikus like Kelvin

Benjamin runs routes.

 

 

21 hours ago, K-9 said:

You should start running

Haiku police abounding

Mind your grammar too

 

TWO BILLS DRIVE POETS:

we are counting syllables

and will impose fines.

 

21 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

No first round RB

ill say it again dummy

no first round rb 

 

I enjoyed this one!

The third line is redundant,

But it made me laugh!

 

[buffaloboyinATL]

Get the guy you need

I'm ok if Beane trades up

Super Bowl this year

[ComradeKayAdams]

21 hours ago, WhoTom said:

A welcome respite

From the new stadium talk

No downtown dome, Dude.

 

What about Tremaine?

Have we discussed Edmunds yet?

He’s really good, no?

[ExWNYer]

21 hours ago, Gugny said:

Make it go away

Mock drafts make me want to die

Worst time of the year

 

 

 

 

 

It will be okay

Close your eyes and think of Virg

Grab some tissues, too

[DasNootz]

Trade three first rounders?
Callahan was a sure thing.
but he had no friends

Weaver wrote a note
Vontae Mack no matter what.
overpaid for pick

Bo starts to fall fast
Jaguars GM is raw
Takes seconds for first

Seattle on phone
Three firsts and David Putney
pancake eating f#*$

Ray Jennings is here
Second generation back
New head coach happy

Edited April 21, 2022 by DasNootz

[The Red King]

"Beane is a wizard.

Moves unexpected will come.

People will complain."

Edited April 22, 2022 by The Red King

[BringMetheHeadofLeonLett]

My Bills are drafting for Power

So excited, I might need a shower

Oh where, oh where is Bill Cowher

[1ManRaid]

On 4/20/2022 at 6:54 AM, ChevyVanMiller said:

Bills are on the clock

Receipts are kept on hot takes

Just trust the process

 

Allen sucks they said

Bills being Bills they said too

Tweets last forever

[mathja]

The cab driver said

Buffalo is moving up

For someone elite

[Dan Darragh]

2 hours ago, 1ManRaid said:

Allen sucks they said

Bills being Bills they said too

Tweets last forever

 

My favorite one so far

[JoPoy88]

Beane submits a card

punter in the 1st? Oh well

Allen still wins yo

[Bakin]

We need a punter

its key to at least punt well

make it happen Beane