TBD Crime Scene Investigation Unit Assemble - *Update* Cowboys CB Passenger In Drive By Shooting

[wppete]

Yet another criminal. 

[Rico]

Let’s see:

 

 

NOT GUILTY 

[CowgirlsFan]

Terrible. He should have gotten a lawyer and gone to the police the next day.

[wppete]

21 minutes ago, Rico said:

Let’s see:

 

 

NOT GUILTY 

[Rico]

39 minutes ago, wppete said:

GUILTY 

[Gugny]

2 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

This is a tip of the hat to many similar threads where the TBD crime lab has dissected videos, contemplated charges, and traveled around in a van solving mysteries.

 

Zoiks!

[TBBills]

1 hour ago, CowgirlsFan said:

Terrible. He should have gotten a lawyer and gone to the police the next day.

For someone like himself it's called "Snitchin' and snitches get stiches... or sometimes end up dead themselves.

[MJS]

Reporting for duty.

[frostbitmic]

2 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

This is a tip of the hat to many similar threads where the TBD crime lab has dissected videos, contemplated charges, and traveled around in a van solving mysteries.

Not to mention eating Scooby Snacks.

[TBBills]

3 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

This is a tip of the hat to many similar threads where the TBD crime lab has dissected videos, contemplated charges, and traveled around in a van solving mysteries.

The courts do the same thing... at least we get a ***** van.

Edited April 15, 2022 by TBBills

[Kelly2Reed]

Descending 

[Warcodered]

2 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33745927/dallas-cowboys-kelvin-joseph-was-suspect-vehicle-murder-investigation-shoot-attorney-says

 

Well that's completely understandable.  I can't tell you how many times I was just an unwitting passenger in a car that was committing a drive by shooting, to my surprise.  Coulda happened to anyone really...

 

I don't see how he doesn't catch a suspension or a lengthy sit on Goodell's Exempt list.  I will save the legal analysis for TBD's Law & Order fan club.

So he hasn't talked to the police yet but he's told the media he was in the car with the shooter. What is he giving the shooter a head start before he names him?

[Dopey]

44 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

So he hasn't talked to the police yet but he's told the media he was in the car with the shooter. What is he giving the shooter a head start before he names him?

I don't think he'll do it, but Jerry should cut him. 2nd rd pick be damned. You have so much going for you, yet still hang with thugs/punks. They bring you back down to their level. Well, maybe he's still at that level.

Do not draft a rapper.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Dopey

[WhoTom]

5 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

This is a tip of the hat to many similar threads where the TBD crime lab has dissected videos, contemplated charges, and traveled around in a van solving mysteries.

 

And we would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling mods.

 

 

[chongli]

5 hours ago, CorkScrewHill said:

Thankfully he was kind enough to wear his chain with the letters "YKDV". Probably helped narrow the group down a bit. 

 

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/04/14/report-kelvin-joseph-a-person-of-interest-in-dallas-murder-investigation/

 

Per this report he admitted to being at the scene to the Cowboys, but was not involved in the shooting. In any event if one of his group did the shooting and he said nothing .. I am no lawyer, but I believe that makes him an accessory after the fact. 

 

 

I am wondering about this. A person has no obligation to speak to the police. Most criminal lawyers would tell you to shut up, and the police are not your friend. Maybe I am wrong, but I do not think there mere fact that he didn't tell anyone after the shooting occurred makes him an accessory after the fact, without doing something else to hinder the investigation or aid the perpetrator. This is what I found from Cornell:

 

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/accessory_after_the_fact#:~:text=An accessory-after-the-,person avoid arrest or punishment.

"Accessory After The Fact | Wex | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute (cornell.edu)

 

An accessory-after-the-fact is someone who assists 1) someone who has committed a crime, 2) after the person has committed the crime, 3) with knowledge that the person committed the crime, and 4) with the intent to help the person avoid arrest or punishment."

 

But maybe, as you said, he was somehow involved in the planning beforehand. That's a whole different story, potentially making just as guilty as the shooter.

Edited April 16, 2022 by chongli

[TBBills]

Just tell them you had some earbuds in and didn't hear the shot.

[Freddie's Dead]

7 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

No way.  Beane is basically like those weird albinos in Minority Report that can detect crime before it happens.

 

McBeane in the tank:

 

[Richard Noggin]

6 hours ago, Rico said:

Let’s see:

 

 

NOT GUILTY 

I honestly don't get what you're implying here. Sincerely. 

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

10 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

This is a tip of the hat to many similar threads where the TBD crime lab has dissected videos, contemplated charges, and traveled around in a van solving mysteries.