Life gets tougher every day (Episode #409)

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/dummy-shoves-4-pound-dumbbell-in-anus-needs-emergency-surgery/

[Nextmanup]

These "Oh gee, look what got stuck in my anus" stories seem to be fairly common.

 

Maybe not as common as "Look at this female teacher who screwed her 14 year old student" stories, but still pretty common.

 

I wonder if these things are real or fake.  

 

How would a story like this be found out or reported?  Do doctors go out of their way to make a personal medical matter public record?  Do they call the local paper to tell them about it?  

 

Doesn't that violate their code of ethics? 

 

 

[TBBills]

 

 

[BuffaloBill]

“Retained rectal objects”   

[Doc]

Let me guess: it was on the couch and he accidentally sat on it?