John Adams Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Dante claimed that sinners will suffer the suffering their sins engendered. 330138[/snapback] When Homer Simpson was sent to hell, he was put in front of a conveyor that fed him endless donuts. The devil was so frustrated that the "torture" didn't work, he sent him back to earth. Is it your habit to quote other people rather than make your own points? Does that bolster your pseudointellectual prowess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 When Homer Simpson was sent to hell, he was put in front of a conveyor that fed him endless donuts. The devil was so frustrated that the "torture" didn't work, he sent him back to earth. 330616[/snapback] wasn't that the halloween episode where homer sells his soul to flanders (satan) for a donut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 What makes you think I butchered the article? I330511[/snapback] Historical precedent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 What makes you think I butchered the article? I did not write the damn thing. If you are not interested in the topic...then please piss off, there really is no need to show your continued ignorance at my expense. 330511[/snapback] Because, you usually have a warped sense of reality. Sorry if I let your history guide me. It is not like you have proven you are capable of anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beausox Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 So you're condemned in the afterlife to read internet posts from wholly idiotic pinheads? 330316[/snapback] No my friend. You are giving obtuseness a bad name. Let me relate one example of the bolgia of Hell. Relatively high in the conical structure is the (sic) bolgia reserved for those who stood for nothing , stood by the wayside and committed sins of omission. They and there are many will eternally chase after a dirty banner of no hope all the while being stung viciously and repeatedly by wasps and horse flies whose bite draws blood which seeps down their bodies to pool a foot or more deep. As the residents of this section slosh through the offal in the pool maggots form and regenerate exhausted wasps and flies. You will not be consigned at that bolgia. Let me see; would you join Faust? No on second thought that would require intelligence and you lack that. Would you join the invincibly ignorant? No you are just smart enough not to get that.hhhhmmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beausox Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 When Homer Simpson was sent to hell, he was put in front of a conveyor that fed him endless donuts. The devil was so frustrated that the "torture" didn't work, he sent him back to earth. Is it your habit to quote other people rather than make your own points? Does that bolster your pseudointellectual prowess? 330616[/snapback] [/quot I resemble that remark and, from now on, I am no longer responsible for your ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I resemble that remark and for now on I am no longer responsible for your ignorance. 330730[/snapback] Learn to proofread, cretin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beausox Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Learn to proofread, cretin. 330732[/snapback] [/quote Cretin. Golly the Eternal Order of Peccarries has learned a new word. The post is not as you claim it however so think before posting, O Intelligent One. On second thought which of us lives in Alaska? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 No my friend. You are giving obtuseness a bad name. Let me relate one example of the bolgia of Hell. Relatively high in the conical structure is the (sic) bolgia reserved for those who stood for nothing , stood by the wayside and committed sins of omission. They and there are many will eternally chase after a dirty banner of no hope all the while being stung viciously and repeatedly by wasps and horse flies whose bite draws blood which seeps down their bodies to pool a foot or more deep. As the residents of this section slosh through the offal in the pool maggots form and regenerate exhausted wasps and flies.You will not be consigned at that bolgia. Let me see; would you join Faust? No on second thought that would require intelligence and you lack that. Would you join the invincibly ignorant? No you are just smart enough not to get that.hhhhmmmmm? 330727[/snapback] "...dude." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Learn to proofread, cretin. 330732[/snapback] Cretin. Golly the Eternal Order of Peccarries has learned a new word. The post is not as you claim it however so think before posting, O Intelligent One. On second thought which of us lives in Alaska? 330735[/snapback] Enjoy your vacation, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 No my friend. You are giving obtuseness a bad name. Let me relate one example of the bolgia of Hell. Relatively high in the conical structure is the (sic) bolgia reserved for those who stood for nothing , stood by the wayside and committed sins of omission. They and there are many will eternally chase after a dirty banner of no hope all the while being stung viciously and repeatedly by wasps and horse flies whose bite draws blood which seeps down their bodies to pool a foot or more deep. As the residents of this section slosh through the offal in the pool maggots form and regenerate exhausted wasps and flies.You will not be consigned at that bolgia. Let me see; would you join Faust? No on second thought that would require intelligence and you lack that. Would you join the invincibly ignorant? No you are just smart enough not to get that.hhhhmmmmm? 330727[/snapback] Do you do this crap on purpose? Or does it come natural? I'll go kick a kitten now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Jesus loves you, AD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I forgot to ask if the daughter was hot. Makes a lot of difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Jesus loves you, AD. 330747[/snapback] I'm quite sure he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I'm quite sure he does. 330752[/snapback] Petrino may disagree with that. But, who gives a sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 I wonder if the GI Bill will pay for my training in the sex-worker field... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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