Aaron Rodgers hinting at retirement? (Update - no decisions yet, just a “cleanse”)

[YoloinOhio]

I hope he returns to GB, plays at Buffalo this year, and we kick his cleansed a**

Edited February 22, 2022 by YoloinOhio

[Fan in Chicago]

3 hours ago, YoloinOhio said:

I know the word "Panchkarma" but have never heard of this "diet".

Sounds like Cr**

[Don Otreply]

4 hours ago, YoloinOhio said:

Alrighty

 

 

So A-Ron was doing an intense Colase regime, bet he feels less grumpy now…, 

[BringBackFlutie]

2 hours ago, TheFunPolice said:

If that's the cleanse I'll still do the yoga and meditation, plus drink lots of water and eat only veggies and citrus fruits for a few days instead. That'll accomplish like 90% of the same thing, right? 

 

Hell, just drink a couple protein shakes a day. May as well pull a pipe cleaner through your digestive tract.

Edited February 22, 2022 by BringBackFlutie

[Hapless Bills Fan]

5 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

He calls it a cleanse.  The rest of us call it a bender.

 

He calls it a cleanse.  The rest of us call it "self-inflicted Norovirus symptoms"

 

People I know who've suffered through Norovirus typically feel intense gratitude when the puking and ***** taper off

I don't know anyone who has intentionally set out to create those symptoms in themselves though

 

Memo to Josh: if you must, take Brady as a mentor, eating Avocado ice cream and avoiding sugar sounds way healthier than this A-Rod (literally) *****.

[FLFan]

Are people finally convinced that Rogers is a complete and total nitwit?  (Trying to stay clean.  You know what I mean)

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

13 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

effin prima donna. I hope he does and moves to the Hymalayas. 

Olivia Munn, Danica Patrick and now Shailene ...

 

the women wanted to be the pampered princess’ and not be the one pampering 

 

😆 

[Chaunceysboys]

If Rodgers retires now he would enter the Hall of Fame the same year as Brady. This guy loves himself too much to stomach the embarrassment of that.

[BillsFan2313]

8 hours ago, TheFunPolice said:

If that's the cleanse I'll still do the yoga and meditation, plus drink lots of water and eat only veggies and citrus fruits for a few days instead. That'll accomplish like 90% of the same thing, right? 

 

Minus the "theraputic vomitting" 

[ExWNYer]

16 hours ago, Gugny said:

Just more attention-wh.oring.

 

The "read a book once in a while," comment was yet another display of his condescension and arrogance/douchebaggery.

 

I'd love nothing more than to see this guy walk away from the game.  But he won't.  He loves the attention too much; plus he's still an elite player.

 

His maturity level is that of a 14-year-old girl.  I'm sick of his face; sick of what comes out of his mouth; and sick of his LAMP crap on social media.

 

Amen, brother. I wish Bezos or Musk would charter a one way rocket to the sun for both Rodgers and Brady. Will we or won't we? Will we or won't we? Go away or don't...whatever. Just STFU already.

 

Cleanse, huh? That pretty much confirms what most football fans already knew...he was (and is) full of shite.

[Doc Brown]

18 hours ago, Ross Murdock said:

Really? You think Kumerow rates that high on his or any ones radar at this time, with all the other things he is considering. Highly, highly unlikely. Maybe it rates above feeding his dogs today, but that's about it.   

Yes.  He's their missing piece and Rodgers knows it.  Beane better be on his toes to resign this guy before free agency begins.

Edited February 23, 2022 by Doc Brown

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Send in Nurse Ratched, and the 'apparatus'.

[BarleyNY]

17 hours ago, TheFunPolice said:

If that's the cleanse I'll still do the yoga and meditation, plus drink lots of water and eat only veggies and citrus fruits for a few days instead. That'll accomplish like 90% of the same thing, right? 

Only one way to find out.  

9 hours ago, BillsFan2313 said:

 

Minus the "theraputic vomitting" 

Um, you know what ghee is, right?  It’s similar to clarified butter.  The only difference is that with ghee the milk solids are browned before straining whereas clarified butter doesn’t have the browning process.  Straight up?  NFW.  

[YoloinOhio]

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

8 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

 

Meanwhile, in the secret underground communications bunker and PR Department of TB#12(retired):

 

[BuffaloRebound]

There’s no way he’s coming back if he’s making a decision this quickly.  Dude loves the drama too much.  Green Bay would be smart to trade him while they can.  

[Blank Stare]

So sick of this DB. 

[H2o]

1 hour ago, YoloinOhio said:

 

After what the GM pulled yesterday, saying he never promised a trade, Rodgers is either getting traded or retiring. He won't play for them again. Smart move by GB would be get what you can to speed up your rebuild, because it's definitely going to be a rebuild. 

[Hapless Bills Fan]

9 minutes ago, H2o said:

After what the GM pulled yesterday, saying he never promised a trade, Rodgers is either getting traded or retiring. He won't play for them again. Smart move by GB would be get what you can to speed up your rebuild, because it's definitely going to be a rebuild. 

 

I kind of missed this - I assume you mean GB GM Brian Gutekunst? 

 

Edit: just found this

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33356458/green-bay-packers-gm-says-never-promised-trade-aaron-rodgers

 

As far as anything Aaron Rodgers says, whatever else one thinks about his opinion,s he has unambiguously shown he is willing to shade the meaning of words to serve his personal convenience. 

 

So it shouldn't come as a surprise to him if

1) other people in his life (his GM, his CEO) are willing to do likewise (Sauce, Gander, Goose)

2) maybe Rodgers is doing that here, the GM told him they'd sit down and talk about it and he is interpreting that "but you promised"

[H2o]

4 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

I kind of missed this - I assume you mean GB GM Brian Gutekunst? 

 

Edit: just found this

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33356458/green-bay-packers-gm-says-never-promised-trade-aaron-rodgers

 

As far as anything Aaron Rodgers says, whatever else one thinks about his opinion,s he has unambiguously shown he is willing to shade the meaning of words to serve his personal convenience. 

 

So it shouldn't come as a surprise to him if

1) other people in his life (his GM, his CEO) are willing to do likewise (Sauce, Gander, Goose)

2) maybe Rodgers is doing that here, the GM told him they'd sit down and talk about it and he is interpreting that "but you promised"

Oh, I'm not claiming he is the most reliable of humans (Rodgers), but there are people close to the situation saying the Pack GM is lying. We'll see how it plays out, but I don't expect Rodgers to ever don a Packers uni again.