Wanna buy a house?

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://www.elliman.com/connecticut/sales/detail/593-l-586-54_170463861/19-great-island-road-tokeneke-darien-ct-06820

 

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.052959,-73.4706333,816m/data=!3m1!1e3

 

 

[GETTOTHE50]

is this a would ya in disguise? bc yes to the realtor

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Monthly taxes, $49Gs.  Best construction job I have ever worked wouldn't cover the property taxes. 🤔

[teef]

i don't think i can complain about my taxes anymore.

[Augie]

I don’t know, good schools, so……maybe. Might make a nice place “to summer”.  🤷‍♂️

[Max Fischer]

But how are the schools?

[TBBills]

People that come from that much money do weird *****. More money you have weirder ***** you need to "have fun" some crazy stuff I have seen in the background of disgustingly rich people. 

[Augie]

12 minutes ago, TBBills said:

People that come from that much money do weird *****. More money you have weirder ***** you need to "have fun" some crazy stuff I have seen in the background of disgustingly rich people. 

 

There are disgusting people, for sure. But I’d love to be “disgustingly rich”, personally (if there is such a thing).

 

My wife’s dream “retirement job” would be to run a foundation. It would be even better if it were our foundation! Support good causes and people in need. She spent many years in the foundation and endowment world. She doesn’t want to raise money (too many years in sales) but running a foundation? She says “who doesn’t love you for giving away someone else’s money?” Even more rewarding if it’s YOUR money helping people. 

[PromoTheRobot]

1 hour ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://www.elliman.com/connecticut/sales/detail/593-l-586-54_170463861/19-great-island-road-tokeneke-darien-ct-06820

 

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.052959,-73.4706333,816m/data=!3m1!1e3

 

 

 

False advertising. Great Island is more like a peninsula.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Only 2 half baths?

 

please 

Edited February 16, 2022 by SlimShady'sSpaceForce

[Saxum]

2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Monthly taxes, $49Gs.  Best construction job I have ever worked wouldn't cover the property taxes. 🤔

 

Plus the cost to maintain it.  Not just the mansion but the stables, polo fields and "Aguest house, caretakers cottage, 19th century farmhouse, and a charming seaside cottage".

[T&C]

4 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

Plus the cost to maintain it.  Not just the mansion but the stables, polo fields and "Aguest house, caretakers cottage, 19th century farmhouse, and a charming seaside cottage".

For anyone who can afford that place that's pennies.

[Just Jack]

I don't like the teal painted horse stalls.  Don't think I'll put in an offer on it.  

[SinceThe70s]

When I look at the taxes I pay vs. the taxes on that house and the relative values of the two properties...I feel like the new owner is getting a better tax assessment than me. That property is maybe 15-20 miles from me - but it would be a long swim. 

[Marv's Neighbor]

It's 120 yrs. old.  Better demand an inspection.

[Mike in Horseheads]

That place is pry underwater every Noreaster

[Chef Jim]

2 hours ago, Just Jack said:

I don't like the teal painted horse stalls.  Don't think I'll put in an offer on it.  

Come on man. You’ll have some money left for paint. 

[Draconator]

The commission for the listing broker is 3%, or $3 Million. 

 

Times are tough...

[Just Jack]

6 hours ago, Chef Jim said:

Come on man. You’ll have some money left for paint. 

 

I don't know.  That Cayman Islands secret retirement account you set up for me isn't doing so good.  They keep hitting me with fees.  Golf fee, pool fee, Big Green Egg fee, Blue Cheese Making Equipment fee.  It's like someone is using it for their own personal use.  

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

1 hour ago, Draconator said:

The commission for the listing broker is 3%, or $3 Million. 

 

Times are tough...

So...you rounding up potential buyers from the Sabres and Bills, going to NYC area teams? 😁

 

NOTE: These are always meant to portray an anonymous bitchy nemesis of yours, not  Mrs. Draconator.

Edited February 17, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013