Josh Allen should change his jersey number

[Bubba Gump]

You know how when you hear terrible music or someone with a stupid annoying voice, and someone says, 'that wanted to make me take ice picks to my ears'. Well, reading some of these threads makes me want to take ice picks to my eyes. Hurry up April, we need you!!!

[Marcus Aurelius]

I agree. That number belongs to the favorite Bills QB of my Yute ...

Warren Raab. 😏

[BigDingus]

6 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Take it for what's it's worth, but there's a sound case for changing the number on his jersey.

 

But everything you said wasn't worth much... so how is that a "sound case" at all?

 

You may as well have just said "when I was 17 I broke my toe... therefore Josh Allen should change his number."

 

It's equally random & just as relevant as what you actually presented.

[Your Brown Eye]

[ghostwriter]

Are you kidding? #17 looks iconic on him!

[Nextmanup]

4 hours ago, Bubba Gump said:

You know how when you hear terrible music or someone with a stupid annoying voice, and someone says, 'that wanted to make me take ice picks to my ears'. Well, reading some of these threads makes me want to take ice picks to my eyes. Hurry up April, we need you!!!

He's jerking your chain, Einstein.

 

It never fails...triggering the community here with one of Fergy's threads is like stealing candy from a baby.

 

It's so disappointing.

 

😢

[BringBackFergy]

Has anyone ever used the number 0?  That would be unique. IMO

[Gugny]

1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said:

Has anyone ever used the number 0?  That would be unique. IMO

 

I think players should be assigned their Wonderlic score for their jersey number.  If that number is already taken, then the new player would take the next highest available number on the team.

 

Example:  (Real names have been changed to protect players' identities):

 

Lamar Jaxxon scores a 4 on his Wonderlic.   When he reports to his new team, the "Mavens," jersey number 4 has already been taken by another genius teammate.  So they see if 5 is available ... nope.  Onto 6, 7, 8, etc. and finally, number 10 is available.

 

This means two things:  

 

1.  The Mavens will never be confused with Mensa.

2.  Lamar will wear #10.

 

 

 

 

[H2o]

[ArtVandalay]

On 2/1/2022 at 11:50 AM, BringBackFergy said:

the symbolic meaning of the number 17 was highly spiritual and represented love and peace – or sin and evil

So it means one thing except when it means the opposite. 

[Ramza86]

He should change it to a single digit because i cant keep donating 17 bucks.

[BringBackFergy]

11 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

I think players should be assigned their Wonderlic score for their jersey number.  If that number is already taken, then the new player would take the next highest available number on the team.

 

Example:  (Real names have been changed to protect players' identities):

 

Lamar Jaxxon scores a 4 on his Wonderlic.   When he reports to his new team, the "Mavens," jersey number 4 has already been taken by another genius teammate.  So they see if 5 is available ... nope.  Onto 6, 7, 8, etc. and finally, number 10 is available.

 

This means two things:  

 

1.  The Mavens will never be confused with Mensa.

2.  Lamar will wear #10.

 

 

 

 

Lamar will have whatever number his Mom says he should have.

[Gugny]

Just now, BringBackFergy said:

Lamar will have whatever number his Mom says he should have.

 

Out of respect for the player, please try to keep his identity secret, thank you.

[BringBackFergy]

https://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/culture/lucky-number-8.htm

 

Hmmm, can't find #17 anywhere in this article.  I'll wait for one of you fellas to tell me different.

 

Do some research and open your minds. 

13 minutes ago, ArtVandalay said:

So it means one thing except when it means the opposite. 

Is the number 17 unlucky?

17: Some Italians are superstitious about Friday the 17th because rearranging the Roman numeral XVII can create the word "VIXI"—translated from Latin to mean "my life is over."

[SoMAn]

Yoko was heavily into numerology. She often gave John advise on what to do and where to go based on certain numbers and tarot card readings.

So, how'd that work out?

[Cantankeous]

Deep, Ferguson. Very deep.

[BringBackFergy]

Just now, SoMAn said:

Yoko was heavily into numerology. She often gave John advise on what to do and where to go based on certain numbers and tarot card readings.

So, how'd that work out?

He was (and his estate is) a multi millionaire. Not too shabby.

[HamSandwhich]

On 2/1/2022 at 12:11 PM, frostbitmic said:

What does it say about #99 ?

Well that’s obvious, 99 is representative of the number of bottles one might find on a given wall, that is until one of them is taken down and…well you know the rest. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

48 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Has anyone ever used the number 0?  That would be unique. IMO

All I could find:

Granted, I didn't look far.

[BringBackFergy]

Just now, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

All I could find:

Granted, I didn't look far.

Pretty sure Robert Parish was "00" in the NBA. That's the only 0 I can remember