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52 minutes ago, muppy said:

don't ***** where you eat.

 

 

lol

consider the Source!

 

 

wooooooooooooooooooooo lol

 

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First one was my old man's favorite!

 

His father/my grandfather's favorite:

 

"If the hound didn't stop to take a *****,  it would have got the fox."

 

Pretty simple, but kinda deep too! 😆 

 

Also... My father (died in 2019) probably couldn't find the escape key on a keyboard but since day one knew:

 

"Facebook is nothing more than front porch gossip."

 

😆... He was blind the last 20 years of his life, lived on NPR.  😲😯😉 

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20 minutes ago, Nextmanup said:

Don't think with your dick.

 

 

aka do your thinking with the right head.....sounds about right.

 

how about "Nothing good ever happens after midnight" Bo Schembechler 

 

I like this one: Dance like no one is looking" !~!~!!!!~!

 

CONCUR:  Some people emit negative fumes, while others vibrate POSITIVE ENERGY. Stay close to the Positive ones; otherwise you will be smoked to death. 
 

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lol this next one is not directed at anyone,..its succinct, it gets its point across, and when I say it....... HUBBY LISTENS...what is this wisdom?

 

STFU

 

lol it works 🙂 if its gotten to that point he knows to segueway fast lol- m

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I have a bunch of friends in AA. These guys ften have these great one liners that stick with me. AA would seem like the kind of place where the old timers have heard every excuse, and a ton of b.s. Here are 2:

 

1) "Being bitter at someone and dwelling on it is like me drinking poison and waiting for you to die."

This makes total sense imo. The person that you are so angry at either doesn't care or is glad that you are tearing yourself apart.

 

2) "No matter where you go, there YOU are." 

Another great line. Many folks think that all they have to do is move and they will completely change. Sometimes I consider moving to NC. I might do it some day too but if I do, I will not think that I will instantly transform into a different person with completely different thoughts and habits.

 

OK, here is one more from an old police chief who was getting ready to retire. On the previous night, he had to go out to Long Island and suspend a NYC cop who was involved in a dispute with his wife. This man was a GREAT guy and hated to do this but it was his job. The next day he came to a precinct and delivered a speech to the 4x12 shift.

He said that when you get off at 12AM, go home! He said that if you go out to bars and screw around it is only a short matter of time before your wife finds out and you will lose your house, kids, and pension. He said to go to a 7-11, buy a six pack, take it home, drink it, and watch reruns of Star Trek. Then he said, "your wife will probably still hate you, but at least she will know where you are."

 

I hope that big bosses like him still exist.

 

 

 

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As he was getting ready to retire, my supervisor told this to me and another soon to be retiree.

 

"Get any major dental work done while you are working on the  companies dental plan"

 

excellent advice and two crowns

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"everything in moderation, even moderation itself " Oscar Wilde

 

“Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw

 

"Guests like fish begin to stink after 3 days" Benjamin Franklin

 

"noone can make you feel inferior without your consent" - Eleanor Roosevelt

 

 

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On 2/18/2022 at 8:25 AM, Steve O said:

Stop working for money, let money work for you.

 

Man, I've thought about that. Seen several TikToks where people will buy laundry mats, car washes, storage units, etc, and once they get the business in a good spot, it's just collecting $$$, with little work needed.  

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If you think you can make something idiot-proof, you have severely underestimated the ingenuity of an idiot.

 

 

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