Dear Alcohol,

[erynthered]

Trust me....I'm racking my brains to try to remember who the fug this girl is and what she looks like!  I don't even remember ever meeting another Wendy. 

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Did you have a finger in her chilli, bastard...............

[Ramius]

I hate the Gators and Canes..........

Ehem, unless they're pretty girls

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how do you correct the situation of haivng a really hot chick with canes/gators clothes on?...take them off of course...

[KD in CA]

Did you have a finger in her chilli, bastard...............  

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eh...maybe, and maybe not.

 

I recall that she was supposed to be getting married or something but ran out on the groom. A bunch of people were looking for her...

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

PPS...

 

And, by the way, Alcohol....wedding cakes do NOT make good punching bags, no matter what you say.

 

[Johnny Coli]

Ah, sweet Alchohol.

Fickle muse, indiscriminate whore.

How many letters have I written to thee, only to have them returned un-opend?

I both worship and hate you at the same time.

If you should leave I would surely die.

 

Thank you, Darin from Alaska, for putting into words what we are all thinking.

[Mark VI]

Starkle starkle little twink

who the heck you are I think

I'm not under what you call

the alcofluence of incohol

I'm just a little slort of sheep

I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

I don't know who is me yet

but the drunker I stand here the longer I get

Just give me one more drink to fill me cup

'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up

[Reuben Gant]

Just had to tell you AD that I woke up this morning laughing about your letter this morning after reading it last night.

 

funny.

[bills_fan]

Darin-

 

That was funny. Check out this site as well, absolutely hysterical.

 

http://www.rupissed.com/hangoverintensity.html