aussiew Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 LMAO! Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I am so sick and tired of little girls harrassing helpless police officers in our society. If you think that joke's funny, then its obvious you've never been victimized by a sassy little girl. I just wish everyone was more SENSITIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!!" 328591[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Went to the hockey game last night. The local cops handle traffic. The entrance to the parking lot is two lanes but the feeder to it is only one. There's a cop standing there waving traffic because it's also a pedestrian walkway. So he waves me through while holding the peds at the walkway edge. I cross lanes (zipper effect to move to the shorter line, keep in mind one lane into two). Anyway, after I move into the other lane, Barney Fife runs over and smacks my window. Then he screams at me "I waved you into the OTHER lane" (which he didn't, nor did it make any sense). Way to take yourself too seriously, parking lot attendant with a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Went to the hockey game last night. The local cops handle traffic. The entrance to the parking lot is two lanes but the feeder to it is only one. There's a cop standing there waving traffic because it's also a pedestrian walkway. So he waves me through while holding the peds at the walkway edge. I cross lanes (zipper effect to move to the shorter line, keep in mind one lane into two). Anyway, after I move into the other lane, Barney Fife runs over and smacks my window. Then he screams at me "I waved you into the OTHER lane" (which he didn't, nor did it make any sense). Way to take yourself too seriously, parking lot attendant with a gun. 328656[/snapback] So, what did you do after he smacked your window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 So, what did you do after he smacked your window? 328658[/snapback] Rolled it down and watched him drool on himself over my heinous parking lot "infraction." Then I apologized, laughed really loud, and parked my truck. The other guy I was with laughed even louder - he's a detective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Went to the hockey game last night. The local cops handle traffic. The entrance to the parking lot is two lanes but the feeder to it is only one. There's a cop standing there waving traffic because it's also a pedestrian walkway. So he waves me through while holding the peds at the walkway edge. I cross lanes (zipper effect to move to the shorter line, keep in mind one lane into two). Anyway, after I move into the other lane, Barney Fife runs over and smacks my window. Then he screams at me "I waved you into the OTHER lane" (which he didn't, nor did it make any sense). Way to take yourself too seriously, parking lot attendant with a gun. 328656[/snapback] I think that sensitivity training could have a positive impact on your life. Perhaps you will give it a try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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