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4 hours ago, Stanley Lombardi said:

 

I have Yahoo mail.  Whenever you empty your inbox or spam, immediately a short video plays whether you want to see it or or not.  Today's little clip was all about what the Buffalo Bills fans threw on the field.  No mention of the score, or anything else about The  Perfect Game.  Maybe 250 million worldwide will glean their impression of the game from that blurb.

 

So if it were possible to ruin The Perfect Game, the classless moron who threw it might have achieved it.  Well done, bozo.
 

This argument is nonsense. If you have an issue with the act itself and it bothers you, fine, that's legitimate. Trying to insinuate that it will ruin the perception of the game for 250 million people who don't care enough about football, or sports in general, to have otherwise known about the game is absurd. If it wasn't for the act itself, those that don't care enough to look at a sports website may not have ever even known the game existed.

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5 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said:

 

Sorry, Jpsredemption, but I am finding your dismissive attitude toward this particular form of seemingly lowbrow Buffalonian humor to be deeply rooted in misogyny.

 

Historically speaking, marital aids have served as both an incredible symbol of female empowerment and a practical necessity for women trapped in various unhealthy relationships. Moreover, American football has traditionally been viewed as predominantly the leisure purview of men. To go even further, the act of throwing a projectile is one of aggression, and aggressive behavior is often considered to be the more acceptably “masculine” form of gender-based action. And in the long and difficult war for women’s rights in America, women of Western New York have always marched in lockstep with their sister soldiers throughout the rest of the country.

 

So at the center of this Venn diagram intersection of male patriarchy that I have outlined, lies the act of throwing a Bildo onto the field. In a way, to NOT condone the very act of throwing a Bildo onto the field would be to invalidate the 100+ years of cumulative efforts of the women’s rights movement in Western New York, no? MY BILDO, MY CHOICE…correct? So why not support this amazing gesture of solidarity with the lovely ladies of Western New York? Please recite with me the Bildo Thrower’s Creed that all princess warriors and protectors of the Queen City follow:

 

“This is my Bildo. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

My Bildo is my best friend. It is my life. I must master throwing it as I must master my loins.

 

Without me, my Bildo is useless. Without my Bildo, I am sexless. I must throw my Bildo far. I must throw farther than the Patriots QB who is trying to defeat us. I must hit their WR before he reaches the end zone. I will…

 

My Bildo and I know that what counts in Patriots football games is not the number of projectiles, the noise of the stadium security officials, nor the internet notoriety we achieve. We know that it is the players we strike. We will strike…

 

My Bildo is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a lover. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its battery accessories, its size, and its base. I will keep my Bildo clean and ready, even as I am filthy and too exhausted after work. We will become part of each other. We will…

 

Before the Pro Football Gods of Buffalo, I swear this creed. My Bildo and I are the defenders of Snow Sparta. We are the masters of the New England Patriots. We are the saviors of our season.

 

So be it, until victory is Buffalo’s and there is no enemy, but the AFC East division crown!”

 

In other words: LIGHTEN UP AND ENJOY THE MANY ABSURDITIES THAT COME WITH BEING A MEMBER OF THE BEST FANBASE IN PRO SPORTS.

Wth did I just read?

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I'm no pollyanna, but doing this again was classless. Look, the first time I get it. It was brady. But this was classless and I'm not a fan of people behaving like a boorish moron. I'm sure there are parents out there having to explain to their kids what a ***** is. Ugh.

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