If Leading the Charge Would Imminently Result in Instant Death, Who Are Your Top 10 You'd Want to Lead the Charge on Saturday?

[SF Bills Fan]

Vladimir Putin or whoever is heading up ISIS these days.

 

We can just keep beating Bill Belichick and torturing him until he wishes he was dead. More satisfying in my opinion. 

[Yobogoya!]

It’s not the offseason yet bro, we don’t need time-wasting threads this cray for at least another week. 

[RoyBatty is alive]

15 minutes ago, BuffaloBillies said:

Edelman

Great choice even though retired, all those pain in the arse slot receivers the Patriots had, Amendola, Wes Welker, Edelman

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

6 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

"I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." - Clarence Darrow

 

 

Thank you.  I think I will appropriate that, with credit acknowledged.

[BuffaloBillyG]

1. My mother in law.

2. The "dancer" that stole my wallet back in '97

3. This one dude that cut me off in traffic and made me spill my coke

4. The dancer that sold me that coke.

5. IceBowl

6. Trent Edwards

7. The Amazon delivery guy. No real reason. Just don't like his face.

8. Dan Marino

9. Jim Carrey

10. That dolphin from Ace Ventura. Smug little bastard.

[TOboy]

1. Tom Brady

2. Tom Brady

3. Tom Brady

4. Tom Brady

5. Tom Brady

6. Tom Brady

7. Tom Brady

8. Tom Brady

9. Tom Brady

10. Tom Brady

[WhoTom]

Just now, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Thank you.  I think I will appropriate that, with credit acknowledged.

 

It's often mis-attributed to Mark Twain, but there's nothing in writing to confirm that he ever said it. Someone found a piece written by Darrow, which is the earliest document with the quote.

[CoffeeDrip]

5 minutes ago, No Place To Hyde said:

1. My mother in law.

2. The "dancer" that stole my wallet back in '97

3. This one dude that cut me off in traffic and made me spill my coke

4. The dancer that sold me that coke.

5. IceBowl

6. Trent Edwards

7. The Amazon delivery guy. No real reason. Just don't like his face.

8. Dan Marino

9. Jim Carrey

10. That dolphin from Ace Ventura. Smug little bastard.

 Those are some long-held grudges. Other than the Mother in Law thing... totally get that one.

[BuffaloBillies]

8 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

Great choice even though retired, all those pain in the arse slot receivers the Patriots had, Amendola, Wes Welker, Edelman

 

Difference is, I actually respected Welker. Amendola I was indifferent.

But Edelman was/is such a PR*CK all the time. Plus the steroids... cheatin' MFer

[Toomstone.Part.Duex]

1 hour ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

1. Bill Belichick
2. Mac Jones
3. Damien Harris
4. Matthew Judon
5. Jonnu Smith
6. J.C. Jackson
7. Kyle Duggar
8. Nelson Agholor
9. Devin McCourty
10. Jakobi Myers

 

No Robert Kraft?      hahaha

[JÂy RÛßeÒ]

3 minutes ago, Toomstone.Part.Duex said:

 

No Robert Kraft?      hahaha

My list was based on immediate benefit to the Bills.  I took one for the team.  And Kraft is already dead inside so...

Edited January 11, 2022 by JÂy RÛßeÒ

[Logic]

I suppose this thread is meant as some light-hearted humor, but...it seems a bit heavy handed and tasteless to me.

If it was "who do you want to always be given over-cooked steak" or "who do you want to always lose their TV remote" or "who do you want to step on a Lego every Tuesday" then I could get behind it. Talking about who we wish death upon, even in a joking fashion, seems...not great.

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

7 minutes ago, Logic said:

I suppose this thread is meant as some light-hearted humor, but...it seems a bit heavy handed and tasteless to me.

If it was "who do you want to always be given over-cooked steak" or "who do you want to always lose their TV remote" or "who do you want to step on a Lego every Tuesday" then I could get behind it. Talking about who we wish death upon, even in a joking fashion, seems...not great.

Have you ever seen a Jackson Mahomes video?

[Gugny]

8 minutes ago, Logic said:

I suppose this thread is meant as some light-hearted humor, but...it seems a bit heavy handed and tasteless to me.

If it was "who do you want to always be given over-cooked steak" or "who do you want to always lose their TV remote" or "who do you want to step on a Lego every Tuesday" then I could get behind it. Talking about who we wish death upon, even in a joking fashion, seems...not great.

 

It is humor.

 

The title makes clear what the topic is, so it's easily avoidable to those who don't like it.  

[Mango]

I don’t need 10. Only a few weeks left in the season.

 

1. Bellichick

2. Mahomes

3. Burrow/Derek Henry

4. Aaron Rodgers. 
 

4 timely deaths should get us a super bowl. 

[RobbRiddick]

I remember the 90s well

 

 

[0017]

Belichick 

Tom Brady 

Robert Kraft 

NFL Refs

4 Super Bowl losses

millennials

Gronk  

[Beerball]

1 hour ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

1. Bill Belichick
2. Mac Jones
3. Damien Harris
4. Matthew Judon
5. Jonnu Smith
6. J.C. Jackson
7. Kyle Duggar
8. Nelson Agholor
9. Devin McCourty
10. Jakobi Myers

Troy Aikman

[Alewisk]

I'd do it...totally worth it.

[Dablitzkrieg]

1 hour ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

1. Bill Belichick
2. Mac Jones
3. Damien Harris
4. Matthew Judon
5. Jonnu Smith
6. J.C. Jackson
7. Kyle Duggar
8. Nelson Agholor
9. Devin McCourty
10. Jakobi Myers

Wtf is wrong with you?