\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/scorned-woman-delivers-ex-dead-fish-every-day-as-revenge/ Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 She could put a dead fish in my.....never mind. 1 Quote
LeviF Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 "To make him miss her?" Is it the smell or the well-known bedroom nickname that'll conjure up these feelings in him? 🤨 1 1 Quote
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 Her fingers are spaced too far apart. Quote
Poleshifter Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 Isn't it a federal crime to tamper with mailboxes? Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 50 minutes ago, Poleshifter said: Isn't it a federal crime to tamper with mailboxes? Probably skirting some issues here. Notice it's a mail slot. ??? What say ye @BringBackFergy? Quote
flomoe Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, aristocrat said: I’d suck a fart outta her ass This is funny…. I have a friend that always says: “I’d eat the corn out of her sh*t” 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Probably skirting some issues here. Notice it's a mail slot. ??? What say ye @BringBackFergy? She’s not tampering. She’s delivering a message (ie. correspondence). No foul. 1 Quote
Nextmanup Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, aristocrat said: I’d suck a fart outta her ass Funny you write that; I was thinking I'd lick the sweat out of her butt crack. I guess that's about the same. Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 26 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Funny you write that; I was thinking I'd lick the sweat out of her butt crack. I guess that's about the same. 2 hours ago, aristocrat said: I’d suck a fart outta her ass 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: She could put a dead fish in my.....never mind. Have you no shame! There's a poor lady in the hospital because she was selling her farts out of jar for $30,000 a week. Sickos like you guys are driving this lovely lady into occupational health hell! https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Think of the poor workers out there! 1 Quote
aristocrat Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Have you no shame! There's a poor lady in the hospital because she was selling her farts out of jar for $30,000 a week. Sickos like you guys are driving this lovely lady into occupational health hell! https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Think of the poor workers out there! i would have thought it was fake stuff. She was actually farting in jars and selling it. Gives me faith in humanity. Could have just been mailing fake stuff. 1 Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Have you no shame! There's a poor lady in the hospital because she was selling her farts out of jar for $30,000 a week. Sickos like you guys are driving this lovely lady into occupational health hell! https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Think of the poor workers out there! Fart girl’s boobs point east and west. Wasn’t she all bound up due to drinking loads of protein shakes? 😂 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 15 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Fart girl’s boobs point east and west. Wasn’t she all bound up due to drinking loads of protein shakes? 😂 Her colon logjam is NOTHING a BK "Bacon Triple Stacker" couldn't clear! Boy... That perverted customer is in for a really treat when he opens that jar! 😆 Smells like it came right off the flame-broiled grill! 1 Quote
GaryPinC Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 19 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/scorned-woman-delivers-ex-dead-fish-every-day-as-revenge/ "And while Katie doesn’t disclose what sparked the tiff, she explained in the comments that she dreamt up the odiferous measure to “make him miss me.”" Oy. Somebody needs some Massengill's Quote
Just Jack Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 But it looks like a mail slot, not a box. 1 Quote
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 I’d tongue punch her fart box 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Posted January 7, 2022 4 hours ago, WhoTom said: Only postage-paid mail is allowed in a mailbox. She is breaking the law. https://about.usps.com/news/state-releases/tx/2010/tx_2010_0909.htm But that's a slit in a house? I don't think that applies... Quote
WhoTom Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: But that's a slit in a house? I don't think that applies... You're right - I stand corrected. A mail slot is not considered a mailbox. https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Restrictions-for-attaching-flyers-posters-etc-to-a-mailbox Edited January 8, 2022 by WhoTom 1 Quote
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