\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/scorned-woman-delivers-ex-dead-fish-every-day-as-revenge/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 She could put a dead fish in my.....never mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 "To make him miss her?" Is it the smell or the well-known bedroom nickname that'll conjure up these feelings in him? 🤨 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Her ankle is too big. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Her fingers are spaced too far apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 I’d suck a fart outta her ass 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poleshifter Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Isn't it a federal crime to tamper with mailboxes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 50 minutes ago, Poleshifter said: Isn't it a federal crime to tamper with mailboxes? Probably skirting some issues here. Notice it's a mail slot. ??? What say ye @BringBackFergy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, aristocrat said: I’d suck a fart outta her ass This is funny…. I have a friend that always says: “I’d eat the corn out of her sh*t” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Probably skirting some issues here. Notice it's a mail slot. ??? What say ye @BringBackFergy? She’s not tampering. She’s delivering a message (ie. correspondence). No foul. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, aristocrat said: I’d suck a fart outta her ass Funny you write that; I was thinking I'd lick the sweat out of her butt crack. I guess that's about the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 26 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Funny you write that; I was thinking I'd lick the sweat out of her butt crack. I guess that's about the same. 2 hours ago, aristocrat said: I’d suck a fart outta her ass 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: She could put a dead fish in my.....never mind. Have you no shame! There's a poor lady in the hospital because she was selling her farts out of jar for $30,000 a week. Sickos like you guys are driving this lovely lady into occupational health hell! https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Think of the poor workers out there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Have you no shame! There's a poor lady in the hospital because she was selling her farts out of jar for $30,000 a week. Sickos like you guys are driving this lovely lady into occupational health hell! https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Think of the poor workers out there! i would have thought it was fake stuff. She was actually farting in jars and selling it. Gives me faith in humanity. Could have just been mailing fake stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Have you no shame! There's a poor lady in the hospital because she was selling her farts out of jar for $30,000 a week. Sickos like you guys are driving this lovely lady into occupational health hell! https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter Think of the poor workers out there! Fart girl’s boobs point east and west. Wasn’t she all bound up due to drinking loads of protein shakes? 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 15 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Fart girl’s boobs point east and west. Wasn’t she all bound up due to drinking loads of protein shakes? 😂 Her colon logjam is NOTHING a BK "Bacon Triple Stacker" couldn't clear! Boy... That perverted customer is in for a really treat when he opens that jar! 😆 Smells like it came right off the flame-broiled grill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryPinC Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 19 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/scorned-woman-delivers-ex-dead-fish-every-day-as-revenge/ "And while Katie doesn’t disclose what sparked the tiff, she explained in the comments that she dreamt up the odiferous measure to “make him miss me.”" Oy. Somebody needs some Massengill's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 But it looks like a mail slot, not a box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 I’d tongue punch her fart box 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 4 hours ago, WhoTom said: Only postage-paid mail is allowed in a mailbox. She is breaking the law. https://about.usps.com/news/state-releases/tx/2010/tx_2010_0909.htm But that's a slit in a house? I don't think that applies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: But that's a slit in a house? I don't think that applies... You're right - I stand corrected. A mail slot is not considered a mailbox. https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Restrictions-for-attaching-flyers-posters-etc-to-a-mailbox Edited January 8, 2022 by WhoTom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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