teef Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I don't think it's an issue. 2 for $3 double cheeseburgers help give me roughage. i bet you don't even have sphincter control anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 If I want to analyze crap, I'll watch a Jets game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 22 minutes ago, teef said: i bet you don't even have sphincter control anymore. Trust me I do. It's something I take pride in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 52 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every time and I also have to re-wipe more often as I get older. Eat more fiber! I started eating a lot of spinach and I hardly wipe at all. Comes out clean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tiberius said: Eat more fiber! I started eating a lot of spinach and I hardly wipe at all. Comes out clean! I eat a ton of broccoli and eat high fiber cereal a day. Maybe it's because I drink a lot? Not alcohol, I'm just always thirsty. So far it's 9:06 am and I've drank about 48 oz of water already. Plus 3 cups of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Just like I learned in 2nd grade math: Always check your work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Sometimes if I produce a really long turd, I’ll take a pic and send it to my wife. She really likes that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I eat a ton of broccoli and eat high fiber cereal a day. Maybe it's because I drink a lot? Not alcohol, I'm just always thirsty. So far it's 9:06 am and I've drank about 48 oz of water already. Plus 3 cups of coffee. Fiber is strange, some of it is good for pooping some isn't as good. I'd figure broccoli would be good, but who knows. Maybe try apples? That makes me go quick! I'd think drinking a lot of fluids would be helpful in that regard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Tiberius said: Fiber is strange, some of it is good for pooping some isn't as good. I'd figure broccoli would be good, but who knows. Maybe try apples? That makes me go quick! I'd think drinking a lot of fluids would be helpful in that regard I do enjoy it so I’ll eat even more fiber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 56 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: Just like I learned in 2nd grade math: Always check your work. Order of operations is pretty important, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: Order of operations is pretty important, too. Dont forget to FOIL! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: Dont forget to FOIL! PEMDAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 besides mine, i'm no summoned to do an evaluation every time my 3 year old drops a two step. he give me a size and number update, then walks me to check it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD4Bills Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: I do enjoy it so I’ll eat even more fiber. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe... and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something." --Andy Dwyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Gotta see if it sinks or floats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden*Wheels Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Protect your bowels in general boys. Hemorrhoids are terrible and the surgery recovery is...not fun. Probably the most painful month of my life. Eat fiber, don't push, drink lots of fluids. Also....bidets are what it's all about. Your bum will thank you. Until the first time you have to go in a public bathroom and you have to wipe, and your not-used-to-wiping butt is like "ow". Still....the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I eat a ton of broccoli and eat high fiber cereal a day. Maybe it's because I drink a lot? Not alcohol, I'm just always thirsty. So far it's 9:06 am and I've drank about 48 oz of water already. Plus 3 cups of coffee. Isn't that a sign of diabetes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Isn't that a sign of diabetes? I got checked for that by a doctor. I pee a lot because I drink a lot. I drink a lot because I’m pretty active. The morning is when I’m dying for water. I usually drink almost a gallon of water a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 12 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Abe was a poop gazer? 12 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every time and I also have to re-wipe more often as I get older. is it eyesight or more to reach around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 I check for abnormalities from time to time...biggest surpriase was a pledge pin four years out of college...a real head scratcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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