Gavin in Va Beach Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 I think I love you. 326667[/snapback] Partridge Family. Great song...
BB27 Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 Wait a minute,,,,, I thought you idiots were talking about bowling balls......
The Tomcat Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 ......shaved but never waxed 326657[/snapback] i'll second that.....
col_forbin Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 i'll second that..... 326683[/snapback] Chicks dig it...plain and simple
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 I have done some trimming but it itches like crazy, although my boys seem to like being scratched.
/dev/null Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 Chicks dig it...plain and simple 326754[/snapback] yes they do had an ex who liked to get in the baththub together and shave each other
eball Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 never had my balls waxed, but i make an effort to have my knob polished frequently.
Simon Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 A few years ago I went in for a vasectomy so I could do the hibbity jibbity sans raincoat. You're supposed to shave your boys beforehand so being an exemplary patient I did. Next morning I get in there and I'm laying on the table when the nurse comes in and tells me I did a good job but I missed a spot underneath that needed done. I said OK I'll finish it right now but she told me not to worry about it she could do it real quick. I don't know if I was expecting expensive shaving cream, a brand new Norelco for sensitive skin or some high-tech medical gadget; what I was not expecting was for her to grab my bag and yank it halfway up my chest, then pull a 39cent plastic Bic out of her pocket and starting hacking on my dry sac like she was shearing sheep. It only took her about 8 seconds but I've never been so f'ing scared in my life.....
stuckincincy Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 Don't worry about ball waxing. Worry about ball waning.
Arkady Renko Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 My boys once turned black. Turned out it was nothing to worry about, but it was rather scary. I was 18 at the time.
gantrules Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 My boys once turned black. Turned out it was nothing to worry about, but it was rather scary. I was 18 at the time. 326853[/snapback] I've heard of blue...but never black.
Arkady Renko Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 I've heard of blue...but never black. 326856[/snapback] It was a very dark blue/black. After a lot of tests, they determined it was caused by some blood circulation build-up down there. It has been fine ever since.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 A few years ago I went in for a vasectomy so I could do the hibbity jibbity sans raincoat. You're supposed to shave your boys beforehand so being an exemplary patient I did. Next morning I get in there and I'm laying on the table when the nurse comes in and tells me I did a good job but I missed a spot underneath that needed done. I said OK I'll finish it right now but she told me not to worry about it she could do it real quick. I don't know if I was expecting expensive shaving cream, a brand new Norelco for sensitive skin or some high-tech medical gadget; what I was not expecting was for her to grab my bag and yank it halfway up my chest, then pull a 39cent plastic Bic out of her pocket and starting hacking on my dry sac like she was shearing sheep. It only took her about 8 seconds but I've never been so f'ing scared in my life..... 326824[/snapback] You bastard...>Why do I always have to read posts like this when I'm drinking something?
VABills Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 It was a very dark blue/black. After a lot of tests, they determined it was caused by some blood circulation build-up down there. It has been fine ever since. 326860[/snapback] You spent money on a doctor? Why don't you do like everyone else and come here, post your symptoms and get advice on how to deal with your medical problems? Are you too good for our expert advice?
Arkady Renko Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 You spent money on a doctor? Why don't you do like everyone else and come here, post your symptoms and get advice on how to deal with your medical problems? Are you too good for our expert advice? 326901[/snapback] I think this was during that awkward time between when I was on HyperBills and I was regularly on here.
Simon Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 You bastard...>Why do I always have to read posts like this when I'm drinking ... I may be a bastard. But I'm thinking maybe you drink too much.
eball Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 I don't know if I was expecting expensive shaving cream, a brand new Norelco for sensitive skin or some high-tech medical gadget; what I was not expecting was for her to grab my bag and yank it halfway up my chest, then pull a 39cent plastic Bic out of her pocket and starting hacking on my dry sac like she was shearing sheep. It only took her about 8 seconds but I've never been so f'ing scared in my life..... 326824[/snapback] that's a classic right there.
LabattBlue Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 what I was not expecting was for her to grab my bag and yank it halfway up my chest, then pull a 39cent plastic Bic out of her pocket and starting hacking on my dry sac like she was shearing sheep. It only took her about 8 seconds but I've never been so f'ing scared in my life..... 326824[/snapback] Damn, I'm turning pale just reading about it. I went for a stress test a couple of weeks back and where they attached the leads to my chest, the nurse came along with a dry razor, took a couple of rough swipes and then proceeded to scrub it with what felt like a brillo pad. As it was turning a flaming red, she says "you might want to put a little neosporin on that when you get home". All of a sudden, I don't feel so bad anymore.
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