Guy Barfed All Over Himself At The Game Last Week

[Irv]

Sat in the lower bowl and some dude barfed all over himself.  Walked in with his belt ripped in half and chucked a gut.  Was escorted out by Erie County Police.  Felt bad he spent money and didn’t see a single play.  Also met a guy in line getting in the stadium who set himself on fire Monday night game jumping on a table. Burned Tre White signed jersey….at game with his mom and daughter.   Only in Buffalo!  

Edited December 22, 2021 by Irv

[BuffaloBill]

Was at a game 2 years ago when college aged girl puked on herself. Her female friends sitting on either side of her pulled her shirt off, gave her another and life seemed to go on. They left about 30 minutes later and we did not see them again.

[Tiberius]

Being completely bombed at 1 o'clock in the afternoon could mean you have a problem. 

 

Did the police just toss him into the parking lot? 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Freakin lightweights.  Know your limit. If you throw up from drinking after the age of 25 you’re an idiot.

[aristocrat]

Jeez was it his first time drinking? I threw up once in high school after doing shots of bacardi 151.  Two things happened after that. I never drank that again and I haven't puked on myself since. Although there have been a handful of times where I had to pull the trigger in the bathroom after a shot hits me the wrong way. 

[WhoTom]

At the first concert I ever attended, a girl a few seats away puked on the floor in front of her. By the looks of it, she'd been drinking screwdrivers. She spent the entire show with her head between her knees. I don't understand why people spend money on a ticket and then get so wasted that they can't enjoy the show (or the game). I enjoy a good buzz as much as the next guy, but "moderation" is my mantra.

 

 

[T&C]

44 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

At the first concert I ever attended, a girl a few seats away puked on the floor in front of her. By the looks of it, she'd been drinking screwdrivers. She spent the entire show with her head between her knees. I don't understand why people spend money on a ticket and then get so wasted that they can't enjoy the show (or the game). I enjoy a good buzz as much as the next guy, but "moderation" is my mantra.

 

 

Gotta say, I love how you analysed the vomit and came to that conclusion. 

[Nextmanup]

2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Freakin lightweights.  Know your limit. If you throw up from drinking after the age of 25 you’re an idiot.

25?!

 

That's pretty darned old to not know how to drink!

 

 I was figuring it all out in 5th and 6th grade. 

 

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Irv said:

Sat in the lower bowl and some dude barfed all over himself.  Walked in with his belt ripped in half and chucked a gut.  Was escorted out by Erie County Police.  Felt bad he spent money and didn’t see a single play.  Also met a guy in line getting in the stadium who set himself on fire Monday night game jumping on a table. Burned Tre White signed jersey….at game with his mom and daughter.   Only in Buffalo!  

I've told this story before here, but in the early '90s I was at a game with beautiful weather early in the season.

We were way up high in those side slab things.

 

At some point relatively early on (2nd quarter maybe?) a guy FELL DOWN THE STAIRS while totally hammered.

 

He bounced and thumped his way down with a sickening dull thud created by bone and muscle on concrete.

 

Someone behind me shouted "Have another one, #######!"  the crowd erupted into a laugh....the guy got up....had blood all over his bare arms and legs, continued to the exit, and was not seen again that game.

 

True story.

 

 

[Buffalo716]

3 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Freakin lightweights.  Know your limit. If you throw up from drinking after the age of 25 you’re an idiot.

Right

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

 

[BADOLBILZ]

5 hours ago, Irv said:

Sat in the lower bowl and some dude barfed all over himself.  Walked in with his belt ripped in half and chucked a gut.  Was escorted out by Erie County Police.  Felt bad he spent money and didn’t see a single play.  Also met a guy in line getting in the stadium who set himself on fire Monday night game jumping on a table. Burned Tre White signed jersey….at game with his mom and daughter.   Only in Buffalo!  

 

 

At the opener security took a trashed and unconscious fan out on one of these DWC's:

 

[RaoulDuke79]

The liquor isn't meant for everyone. All things in moderation. 

[Augie]

2 hours ago, aristocrat said:

Jeez was it his first time drinking? I threw up once in high school after doing shots of bacardi 151.  Two things happened after that. I never drank that again and I haven't puked on myself since. Although there have been a handful of times where I had to pull the trigger in the bathroom after a shot hits me the wrong way. 

 

On my 19th birthday a “friend” tried to buy me 19 shots of Wild Turkey at a college bar. Details are fuzzy, but I assure it was NOT pretty. I have not touched brown liquor since that night. 

 

Some girl almost puked on ME after the opener in the parking lot. I turned around, took half a step and jumped back before she graced my shoes with her booze. Friends were holding her hair back, but apparently they forgot the orange cones and caution tape you are supposed to put out for these events in a parking lot. Where has the parking lot puking etiquette gone?   🤷‍♂️

[WotAGuy]

4 hours ago, WhoTom said:

I enjoy a good buzz as much as the next guy, but "moderation" is my mantra.

 

 

There is such a thing as “the point of no return”. It’s what makes alcoholics alcoholics. 

[RaoulDuke79]

13 minutes ago, WotAGuy said:

There is such a thing as “the point of no return”. It’s what makes alcoholics alcoholics. 

Who knows maybe they just got caught up in the moment and took on more than they could handle. Generally alcoholics can handle their liquor. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

'Sprint drinking' seems to contribute to this as well.  Downing beers and/or shots at a scary rate until the little angel appears above their head ringing the bell.  At that point the drinker says "Wow, I am drunk!", and wisely stops imbibing.  However, the last beers / shots still are working their way into the system, and further hilarity / disaster / social faux pas ensue. 😁

[The Poojer]

Hello, my name is PJ and I'm an idiot!

 

19 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Freakin lightweights.  Know your limit. If you throw up from drinking after the age of 25 you’re an idiot.

[Helpmenow]

17 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

 

No help

[Doc]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Cam Newton...

[rockpile]

When I was at the Rockpile in the AFL days downtown, a guy near us was drinking from an orange juice container while cheering for the Jets. After a while he got quiet, then puked on a lady in front of him. Then he tried to wipe the puke off her. I was a kid and don't remember what happened after that!

 

At another game, also at the Rockpile, a guy walking behind me fell and literally landed on my lap. When he stood up he tried to apologize but I just told him to go away (I was afraid he was going to hurl). He got to the railing above one of the concrete ramp entrances and people were hollering at him and laughing. One guy yelled "Jump!" 

 

I drank my share when I was younger, but realized I was missing half the game in the beer line or the crapper, so I limited drinking to moderation before and after the game.

 

Others can do as they like but leave me alone!