Woopsie!

[LeviF]

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076
 

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The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.

 

Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."

 

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.

 

[WhoTom]

 

[Doc]

Usually the excuse it "it was on the sofa/couh and I accidentally sat on it."

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

[Augie]

1 hour ago, Doc said:

Usually the excuse it "it was on the sofa/couh and I accidentally sat on it."

 

By the third time they start to look skeptical……..…..or, so I’m told.

 

 

 

 

Edited December 3, 2021 by Augie

[Nextmanup]

Well it looks like we have TWO threads for this story.

 

Oh joy.

 

 

[LeviF]

49 minutes ago, Nextmanup said:

Well it looks like we have TWO threads for this story.

 

Oh joy.

 

 

Damn I didn’t really search just scanned the page. 

[TBBills]

19 hours ago, LeviF said:

military enthusiast

Is that what they call it nowadays...

[Gugny]

16 hours ago, Nextmanup said:

Well it looks like we have TWO threads for this story.

 

Oh joy.

 

 

 

15 hours ago, LeviF said:

Damn I didn’t really search just scanned the page. 

 

Yours was first.

 

[K-9]

They called in the