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The coach they call Urban Meyer

Turned out to be a horrible hire

One day after work

He sat down for a twerk

Must be many regrets for the buyer

 

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2 hours ago, Son of a K-Gun said:

Have you heard of big Tyler Bass?

His balls are made from pure brass.

Just one eye is black,

His swag doesn’t lack,

This Bass sure kicks some…footballs.

 

Let me see if I can tune this one up a wee bit....

 

Bills Kicker is wee Tyler Bass

Whose balls are both made from pure Brass

His Swag does not lack

Just his Left cheek is black

He Kicks Boomers on Turf and on Grass

 

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12 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Let me see if I can tune this one up a wee bit....

 

Bills Kicker is wee Tyler Bass

Whose balls are both made from pure Brass

His Swag does not lack

Just his Left cheek is black

He Kicks Boomers on Turf and on Grass

 

I was this close to going wee Tyler Bass too…well played Hap.

 

His kicks they would fly,

Clear through the sky,

If only his home were a dome…

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7 hours ago, Gugny said:

There once was an old man named Urban

Whose wife found his grindin' disturbin'

His Timmy was glad

For the love that they had

And I bet they still have weird perversions

 

 

I hate to nitpick, but isn’t it a requirement that every limerick includes “Nantucket”?   🤷‍♀️

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

I hate to nitpick, but isn’t it a requirement that every limerick includes “Nantucket”?   🤷‍♀️

Only if your ear is a …

 

neve mind.

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In Buffalo there is a QB named Josh Allen

Who indeed is a wonderful talent

short deep or rainbow pass ball

He adeptly throws them all

Gabe Emanuel Stefon Cole be smilin' 

 

Not bad for a first try?...yeah, no, meh?

 

LOL

 

m

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Muppy said:

 

 

In Buffalo there is a QB named Josh Allen

Who indeed is a wonderful talent

short deep or rainbow pass ball

He adeptly throws them all

Gabe Emanuel Stefon Cole be smilin' 

 

Not bad for a first try?...yeah, no, meh?

 

LOL

 

m

 

That'd be "meh" muppy, srry!

 

Rhyme scheme AABBA

 

Allen talent and Smilin no rhyme

 

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2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

That'd be "meh" muppy, srry!

 

Rhyme scheme AABBA

 

Allen talent and Smilin no rhyme

 

LOL **finger snap** an ambitious TRY....failure Gong....hahahaaaa

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OKAY this maybe still meh but I obeyed the rules....hopefully lol

 

In Buffalo there is a QB named Josh Allen

Who indeed is a wonderful talent

short deep or rainbow pass ball

He adeptly throws them all

The Bills scoreboard will be the opposite of barren

 

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The Bills had finally made the playoffs.

 

The next week the offense took the playoffs day off.

 

This coming Sunday.

 

The Bills will have a fun day.

 

When they kill those Jacksonville Jagoffs.

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There was a strong safety named Poyer

Who took with a girl from La Jolla

Vaccines she did lack -

Though, that baby's got back,

And torpedoes that'd sink a destroyer!

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There once was a coach from Bowling Green Utah Florida Ohio State Jacksonville 

For whom integrity was never part of the drill

When his bosses get pissed

He blames it all on a cyst

And leaves someone else to clean up the mess from his spill

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15 hours ago, K-9 said:

Only if your ear is a …

 

neve mind.

Don't forget appendage length and auto... yeeeaaaahhhh, no, that's got "banned" written all over it.

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