Game Week Limerick Thread!

[Gugny]

There once was an old man named Urban

Whose wife found his grindin' disturbin'

His Timmy was glad

For the love that they had

And I bet they still have weird perversions

 

[Blainorama5]

There once was a team named the Bills

They were known to have serious skills

Their Josh was a stud

Their punter a dud

But they finally made making the playoffs a thrill

 

[BuffaloBillies]

There is this board called TBD

I'd click on each day just to see

The ups and the downs

And opinions from clowns

OMG, but that clown, he is me

 

 

[Draconator]

There once was a coach named McDermott

Who got his players all determined

He broke the drought

He catches punts

And his players all trust the process. 

[PonyBoy]

There once was a man from Nantucket...ummm nevermind.

[WhoTom]

The Jags are an NFL team

Who's destined for London, it seems.

When the Bills come to town

Urban Meyer will frown,

"Maybe college ball's really my scene."

 

[Son of a K-Gun]

There once was a guy from Green Bay,

News broke about him yesterday.

"I've been immunized"

Not quite, we realized,

This Sunday he sadly won't play.

[Captain_Quint]

There once was a man named Trevor. 

Whose face is as ugly as ever.

He looks like a girl

Who would make grown men hurl,

But Urban let's him grind on his lever. 

[Hapless Bills Fan]

There once was a QB named Lawrence

whose draft buildup was filled with adorants

But the NFL game

Made his skillset look tame

"It's harder to win here" said Lawrence

 

 

 

[Rocky Landing]

Josh Allen and Josh Allen will meet

When Josh Allen and Josh Allen compete

Josh Allen smells blood

But Josh Allen’s a stud

And Josh Allen, Josh Allen will beat

[Solomon Grundy]

Don’t want any hostages, want volunteers on our teams

[cwater10]

Just once before I die, forever I've cried

Still saying the same thing so many years later

But hey, I am greedy, so I need one now to prove I've lied

Cuz I'll need another a year later, just before the ventilator.

Look out Trevor, it's time for Poyer and Hyde.

[Long Suffering Fan]

1 hour ago, BuffaloBillies said:

There is this board called TBD

I'd click on each day just to see

The ups and the downs

And opinions from clowns

OMG, but that clown, he is me

 

 

I wish I could give more than one superbowl trophy thumb for this one...totally awesome.

 

I loved this one too...

 

1 hour ago, WhoTom said:

The Jags are an NFL team

Who's destined for London, it seems.

When the Bills come to town

Urban Meyer will frown,

"Maybe college ball's really my scene."

 

[Blainorama5]

1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

There once was a QB named Lawrence

whose draft buildup was filled with adorants

But the NFL game

Made his skillset look tame

"It's harder to win here" said Lawrence

 

 

 

Bonus points for "adorants" as a rhyme!  Well played sir.

[Rocky Landing]

2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said:

There once was a man named Trevor. 

Whose face is as ugly as ever.

He looks like a girl

Who would make grown men hurl,

But Urban let's him grind on his lever. 

This one gets my vote, so far. Along with being current, and relevant, it contains the right amount of humor, insult, and vulgarity that, while not a strict requirement, is the benchmark of a classic limerick. 
Well done!

 

 

 

Edited November 4, 2021 by Rocky Landing

[RobbRiddick]

Here lies the body of a QB named Trevor

Looked like a girl but was actually a fella

For fifteen years he kept his virginity

Not a bad record for Urban's vicinity

 

[North Buffalo]

There once was a prima donna number twelve

Who tried to avoid protocols without a mask

though Bills Beez was taken to task

neither understands the virus doesnt care

so six feet under we gonna delve

giving the Chiefs a chance at the fair

[WhoTom]

FYI: https://www.masterclass.com/articles/poetry-101-what-is-a-limerick-in-poetry-limerick-definition-with-examples#how-is-a-limerick-used-in-poetry

 

[dollars 2 donuts]

There once was a town named J'Ville

With a stadium they never could fill

Incase you're just wonderin'

They're moving to London

which their fans would pay for the bill

[Son of a K-Gun]

Have you heard of big Tyler Bass?

His balls are made from pure brass.

Just one eye is black,

His swag doesn’t lack,

This Bass sure kicks some…footballs.