Fill us in - what deep, dark, repulsive secret has the previous poster kept from us?

[BuffaloBill]

It’s time to let your insights shine. What do you have to say?

[Just Jack]

BuffaloBill has an Only Fans page......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but not a single subscriber. 

[BringBackFergy]

Jack keeps a collection of his sister’s belly button lint balls in an old Whitman’s Sampler under his bed. 
 

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

That guy cost me 50 likes

 

[ChevyVanMiller]

His screen name gives it all away. He has an Eminem shrine in his attic ala the Stan character immortalized in the Em/Dido song.

[Just Jack]

Chevy actually drives a Dodge minivan

 

[thenorthremembers]

Just Jack runs a prostituion ring in Central Florida.

[Augie]

…and you know because you’re his best customer. 

[Buffalo716]

Augie's been peeping in thenorthmembers window at night getting a show

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ Gave out pencils (yesterday) on Halloween. 

[Nextmanup]

^^^ Once killed a drifter to get an erection.

 

 

[Guffalo]

^^^^ Spent the last 7 years as a fluffer in a rodeo

[BringBackFergy]

^^ Paid for his college tuition by serving spritzers to elderly ladies at Four Holy Helpers BINGO nights with a tip jar that read “Tip Me Here and I’ll Tip You Out Back”

[Draconator]

Fergy is actually the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. He conceals his true identity by driving Uber under the name, Julio. 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Draconator

[WhoTom]

Draconator's profile pic is actually a selfie, but he can't figure out how to turn off the cat filter on his phone.

[Beerball]

11 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

Draconator's profile pic is actually a selfie, but he can't figure out how to turn off the cat filter on his phone.

Tom who?

[BringBackFergy]

^^^ Used to moonlight as a photographer…until this happened

 

 

[Nextmanup]

^^^ Dumped the Bills and became a Dolphins fan throughout the '80s, but came back to the Bills when we made it to the Super Bowl in 1991.

 

 

[johndhall1]

^^^^ is not really a man.

[Draconator]

2 hours ago, johndhall1 said:

^^^^ is not really a man.

 

johndhall1 wanted a different username, like REALLY wanted a different username, but Hall And Oates was taken