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On 10/12/2021 at 8:12 AM, Muppy said:

 

"if she was a little bit more like the broad from this song I might have stayed with her"  LMAO

 

and dumped yer sorry ass buddy hahahahahaa

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 Long time ago I worked with an old pharmacist from Ok., and he would say the darndest things. (All true too)

 

A lady's kid had lice, and she captured one in a Styrofoam cup with a lid and asked him to look inside and tell her what he thought. He opened the lid and quickly closed it back up, and told the lady it was mechanized dandruff.

 

The lights went out, and he exclaimed "damn it's darker in here than a sack full of black cats at midnight"

 

A friend of his wife was visiting from WV., and the man told him that he loved her like a sister. He looked him straight in the eye and said "stop talking dirty about my wife"

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