Can we all agree, once-and for all, that Collinsworth is a grade A D-nozzle?

[K-9]

20 minutes ago, pennstate10 said:

Anyone disagree?

He was on the Kansas City scrote from the opening kickoff to the final gun. He might need it surgically removed from his jaws. 
 

EDIT: Oh, and the thread title is an insult to douche nozzles everywhere.

Edited October 11, 2021 by K-9

[Hsker4life]

8 minutes ago, BillsFan130 said:

I remember on one play the Josh Allen throw to Knox for like 50 yards.

 

He specified:

 

1. That Chris Jones is out and that's why there was no pass rush.

2.There was a push off by knox.

 

Did not mention one thing about the pass protection, or great throw or great catch by Knox 

And who could forget him basically supporting a Chiefs player twisting Allen’s leg/ankle early in the game? What a spaz.

[That's No Moon]

2 minutes ago, 716er said:

He's done with the Bills unless the Bills/Bucs game bumps the Packers/Bears game from the Sunday night slot week 14.

NBC has the game in February that shalt not be named...

[Ethan in Cleveland]

He's the second best after Romo.  I swear you people only hear what you want to hear.  He loves Buffalo. He loves the fans.  He just pumps up winners not losers.  He called out all the great plays by the Bills.  

[26TrapDraw]

4 minutes ago, That's No Moon said:

Collinsworth and Mowins in the same booth summons Gozer the Gozarian.

Excellent Ghostbusters reference.

[GoBills808]

He was trying to give instructions to the guy on how to twist Allen’s leg and injure him. Absolute ***** joke of a commentator.

[White Linen]

We had the lead since the KC opening FG and talked like they were the dominant team until a few minutes left in the 4th.

[Scott7975]

1 minute ago, Ethan in Portland said:

He's the second best after Romo.  I swear you people only hear what you want to hear.  He loves Buffalo. He loves the fans.  He just pumps up winners not losers.  He called out all the great plays by the Bills.  

 

This is sarcasm right?  It has to be.

[That's No Moon]

2 minutes ago, Ethan in Portland said:

He's the second best after Romo.  I swear you people only hear what you want to hear.  He loves Buffalo. He loves the fans.  He just pumps up winners not losers.  He called out all the great plays by the Bills.  

He is brutal every single week. He name drops and knob bobs all the time. He's absolutely horrible, not just in the rare instances the Bills are on his broadcast. I've wanted to punch him in the throat since he was on Inside the NFL on HBO for God's sake.

Edited October 11, 2021 by That's No Moon

[Ethan in Cleveland]

Just now, Scott7975 said:

 

This is sarcasm right?  It has to be.

Nope

[Clark Rotary]

16 minutes ago, BuffaloRebound said:

The hold on Morse was the most absurd call of the night.  The roughing call was clear makeup call.  Collinsworth too busy carrying the NFL’s water to call it like it is.  

Yep...Yep and definitely YEP!

[That's No Moon]

2 minutes ago, BeefCurtns said:

Excellent Ghostbusters reference.

I'm not sure which one is the key master and which is the gatekeeper though.

[CountDorkula]

1 minute ago, Ethan in Portland said:

He's the second best after Romo.  I swear you people only hear what you want to hear.  He loves Buffalo. He loves the fans.  He just pumps up winners not losers.  He called out all the great plays by the Bills.  

Remember when he applauded a guy for gator rolling Josh Allen

 

then said Ed Oliver was egregious for grabbing Mahomes by the knee/ankle and letting go after. 

[Giuseppe Tognarelli]

I had no problem with him before tonight. But tonight? Tonight was really, really bad.

[Virgil]

All I could hear was him trying to mumble words with Mahomes balls in his mouth 

[Ramza86]

He was brutal the 2nd half. Its like the NFL told the refs and Collinsworth to do whatever it takes to get the Chiefs to win that game. 

 

I have never seen such a blatant effort to keep the Chiefs alive with penalties.

 

They screwed us hard on about 10 plays the 2nd half and Collinsworth is crying about Josh getting picked up and driven into the ground?

 

What a joke. 

[White Linen]

4 minutes ago, Ethan in Portland said:

He's the second best after Romo.  I swear you people only hear what you want to hear.  He loves Buffalo. He loves the fans.  He just pumps up winners not losers.  He called out all the great plays by the Bills.  

 

The bottom ticker says "Bills dominate the Chiefs".  You think that's the game he called?

[Bferra13]

1 minute ago, Giuseppe Tognarelli said:

I had no problem with him before tonight. But tonight? Tonight was really, really bad.

Get your head out of the sand Giuseppe. He has always despised us. Why. I don't know... he was a wr for the freakin Bengals. But I hate the guys voice and tonight he showed his true colors 

[Nuncha]

He was whining like a grade A KC fan about the roughing the passer call when Allen was driven into the ground, but didn't mention how horrible the roughing the passer call on Oliver was, or the holding call on Morse.  Collinsworth was absolutely putrid tonight.

[LeviF]

He said the Chiefs should kick a FG down 18 with 3.5 minutes left 🤣🤣🤣