Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Why does reading Football internet sites make me think I'm smarter than every GM in the NFL ? 322251[/snapback] Because introspection isn't exactly a societal strongpoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 I want to be a softball stud. What type of aluminum bat should I get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 What would be the best way to blackmail my roommate when he proposes with cubic zirconia? 322254[/snapback] Depends on whether he has anything worth blackmailing him for. Be reasonable in your evaluation because being a dude, he'll likely choose his material possessions over the "love of his life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 I want to be a softball stud. What type of aluminum bat should I get? 322299[/snapback] One that matches your skirt, eyeshadow, and purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 how do you spend so much time on the internet??? do you work ??? time for me to go back to work , lunch is over . 322267[/snapback] When are you going to post your ADFAQ so that we don't need to see this question every Thursday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Kid Picked Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 My son and I recently were busted by adelphia for downloading copyright movies. I'm too dumb to think for myself. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 My son and I recently were busted by adelphia for downloading copyright movies. I'm too dumb to think for myself. What should I do? 322318[/snapback] Soldier on. Oh, and the reason you count with your foot has to do with the fact that Dianabol is horse related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF in Indiana Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 As you know I am a professional dating coach. Is there a market for my services in Alaska? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 As you know I am a professional dating coach. Is there a market for my services in Alaska? 322359[/snapback] If you don't mind stepping back 3 steps on the evolutionary chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 My name is Travis and I'm a backup running back on an NFL team. I want to be traded, but no one seems to want me ---- what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Should I fake my orgasms? I'm a guy, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 My name is Travis and I'm a backup running back on an NFL team. I want to be traded, but no one seems to want me ---- what should I do? 322395[/snapback] Shut your mouth and plan to play out your contract like a good soldier. If the worst thing that ever happens to you is a demotion for the same pay, your life is better than you deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Should I fake my orgasms? I'm a guy, BTW. 322413[/snapback] Only if you can hold yogurt in your mouth for 10 minute stretches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Which do you think helped advanced the quality of music more: Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger singing "State of Shock" or Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney singing "The Doggone Girl is Mine"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 When I entertain my pimp at my house I need some happy hip-hop tunes on the stereo to make him feel at home. The happier he is the better things turn out for me. So much of the music today has rap vocalists boasting about their toughness. What CDs are current, funky, have great bass lines and good drums but the lyrics are not concerned with violence, being mad at anything or putting a cap in anyone's ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 When I entertain my pimp at my house I need some happy hip-hop tunes on the stereo to make him feel at home. The happier he is the better things turn out for me. So much of the music today has rap vocalists boasting about their toughness. What CDs are current, funky, have great bass lines and good drums but the lyrics are not concerned with violence, being mad at anything or putting a cap in anyone's ass? 322433[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 322450[/snapback] If by your relpy you mean Blink-182 thanks for the suggestion. I know they are pop-punk regulars. I'll hang on and se what advise I get from AD ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 My son and I recently were busted by adelphia for downloading copyright movies. I'm too dumb to think for myself. What should I do? 322318[/snapback] Is this in your devastating book? Sorry about Ozzie, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 When throwing crap at another monkey, is it best to use a soft, arcing underhand toss over the treetops to hit him with a plunging projectile, or is a blazing fast flat-trajectoried overhand throw better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 When I entertain my pimp at my house I need some happy hip-hop tunes on the stereo to make him feel at home. The happier he is the better things turn out for me. So much of the music today has rap vocalists boasting about their toughness. What CDs are current, funky, have great bass lines and good drums but the lyrics are not concerned with violence, being mad at anything or putting a cap in anyone's ass? 322433[/snapback] Michael Vick sure is a busy fella, ain't he? I'm surprised he has time to hang with you. Still, I have to admit I no longer follow rap/hip-hop but it's tough to go wrong with De La Soul/Missy Elliot/Will Smith... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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