Why not put Allen on the punt team…?

[dgrochester55]

Is this a subtle satire of the Diggs at running back post from earlier this week or was this just a case of Saturday night Johnnie Walker wisdom?

Edited September 19, 2021 by dgrochester55

[Mr. WEO]

How about no more punting...

[Hapless Bills Fan]

2 minutes ago, dgrochester55 said:

Is this a subtle satire of the Diggs at running back post from earlier this week or was this just a case of Saturday night Johnnie Walker wisdom?

 

I have not heard this phrase before.  I like it.

[dgrochester55]

Just now, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

I have not heard this phrase before.  I like it.

Its from a Leonard Cohen song

[WhoTom]

I get it - you want a guy who can throw a pass on a fake punt. But a fake punt typically works when it's well-disguised and results in a wide open receiver, in which case you don't really need an accurate QB, just a guy who can throw a football in the general vicinity of the receiver. (See the Bills-Pats* game from last season.) Any personal protector (or punter, for that matter) can make throws like that. In fact, Brian Moorman has a higher career passer rating than any Bills QB in history, thanks to a couple of fake punts and fake FGs.

 

 

[nedboy7]

Well he did get 4 pages of attention. Good job folks. 

[KGun12TD]

Kids, there are dumb questions!

[Ya Digg?]

OP I don’t know how you expected this to go, but the responses have been amazing and I’m here for all of it! 

[Draconator]

28 minutes ago, KGun12TD said:

Kids, there are dumb questions!

 

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people

[HardyBoy]

22 minutes ago, nedboy7 said:

Well he did get 4 pages of attention. Good job folks. 

I know, this is crazy. Not the type of attention I was hoping for though. 

[JohnnyBuffalo]

In the immortal words of the legendary band C + C Music Factory…..Things that make you go hmmmm

[Yawning Frog]

[JPP]

LOL......yeah for sh**s and giggles lets just throw him into a huge pile and guys coming at you 50 mph....money well spent.....

[Ed_Formerly_of_Roch]

13 hours ago, eee1776 said:

Looks like we went almost a whole week without a stupid post.

 

Really!!!  We can't go an hour here without a stupid post!

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

This 'Allen on the punt team' sounds very CFLsy.

*
"Coach said we needed volunteers for the punt team.  If you said 'no', you're automatically on the crew that stays late and cleans up the stadium." 🙁

[sullim4]

This reminds me of a certain poster that ate crayons and proclaimed from the rooftops that we should lose the Cardinals game 10 years ago to improve our chances in tiebreakers.

 

Trent Edwards got the memo cause he literally got his clock cleaned in that game.

[Simon Says]

C'mon. Can you screen people before they post?

[BuffaloBill]

On 9/18/2021 at 10:43 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said:

"The guy between the snapper and the punter" is known as the "personal protector".

 

Think about what that name means as far as that guy's primary responsibility on a punt, and whether you want our QB playing that role.

 

C’mon, don’t bring sane thought into this conversation. You’re ruining the fun.

[Freddie's Dead]

On 9/18/2021 at 11:12 PM, BillsShredder83 said:

Why don't we have him play that knife game where you see how fast you can stab between your fingers on a table!!!

 

Dudes an athlete could proli get top 10 in the world at it if he hangs the cleats up

 

Mumbletypeg is the name of that game.  I'm not a trained physician, so I will refrain from commenting on the sanity of the OP.  As said earlier, just....wow.