It's Miami Week, and That Means HAIKU

[Gugny]

Joe Six Pack/Joe in Winslow has left the building.  The Miami Week Haiku tradition cannot die.  I've gotten his blessing to continue it in his stead.

 

Dolphins have no chance

Bills will be looking for blood

After last week's crap

 

 

[K-9]

Buffalo buffa

lo buffalo buffalo

buffa buffalo

[buffaloboyinATL]

Tua struggling

Flores has a plan for that

Too bad Fitz is gone

[devldog131]

Hey mods, before I get myself suspended over a haiku, what are the rules regarding profanity censored with asterisks when mocking the Miami Dolphins?

 

Asking for a friend...

[BringBackFergy]

10 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Joe Six Pack/Joe in Winslow has left the building.  The Miami Week Haiku tradition cannot die.  I've gotten his blessing to continue it in his stead.

 

Dolphins have no chance

Bills will be looking for blood

After last week's crap

 

 

It doesn’t rhyme. 

[YoloinOhio]

Week one is a lie

Fish cant figure out Allen

Tua pick session 

[RoyBatty is alive]

Allen bounces back

Tua 's weak arm is exposed

Bills dominate Finns

3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

It doesn’t rhyme. 

That is not the principle behind Haiku

[Draconator]

Tua is a mess

Dolphins can't beat Buffalo

Josh throws 7 TD's

Edited September 15, 2021 by Draconator

[BuffaloBillyG]

If the Bills can't score

And they don't make adjustments

Fire Daboll Monday

[Sherlock Holmes]

Free Josh Allen jersey

What must I do

@Gugny, what car was it again?

[BringBackFergy]

5 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

Allen bounces back

Tua 's weak arm is exposed

Bills dominate Finns

That is not the principle behind Haiku

Yours doesn’t rhyme either. “Haiku” is loosely translated to mean “One who composes words must balance sound and syllables.” Try harder. 

[Blainorama5]

Buffalo fights for the win

Miami is closing the gap

Haikus are fun

[K-9]

The poem police 

Sure to make an appearance

Pee on the cornflakes

[RoyBatty is alive]

9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Yours doesn’t rhyme either. “Haiku” is loosely translated to mean “One who composes words must balance sound and syllables.” Try harder. 

"Unlike many other forms of poetry, haiku poems do not need to rhyme. For a challenge, though, some haiku poets will try to rhyme the first and third lines. Exploring the unique form of haiku can be a great way to introduce budding writers to the world of poetry."

 

I dont need to try harder'

Edited September 15, 2021 by RoyBatty is alive

[K-9]

I don’t have the time

to make all my haikus rhyme

but that’s not a crime

[Blainorama5]

2 minutes ago, K-9 said:

I don’t have the time

to make all my haikus rhyme

but that’s not a crime

Give it time

Someone will chime

Personal liberties be mine

[The Firebaugh Kid]

Tua gets exposed

Allen destroys the dolphins

All is right again

[BringBackFergy]

9 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

"Unlike many other forms of poetry, haiku poems do not need to rhyme. For a challenge, though, some haiku poets will try to rhyme the first and third lines. Exploring the unique form of haiku can be a great way to introduce budding writers to the world of poetry."

 

I dont need to try harder'

Wikipedia is not always accurate. You need to look at the original scrolls from 12 BC. 

[Long Suffering Fan]

Firebaugh Fireballer

Finishes Funny Fishes

Freeing Foolish Fears

[schoolhouserock]

Bills lose to Steelers.

Now they try against the Fish.

Two losses would hurt.