I was actually the reason they lost the game

[Protocal69]

Nope it was me starting that stupid 300 yards thread noting the number of pass attempts for Dak.

 

Also I should have stayed at home to watch the game as opposed to going out.

[MPL]

 It was me... I put the Buffalo wings in the fridge at halftime. I should have just left them out on the counter. Sorry, guys. 

[2020 Our Year For Sure]

43 minutes ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Bills are up and in control. On the play where they called back the White interception, I dripped sauce from a wing onto my pure white Josh Allen jersey. 
 

Needless to say, the game went downhill from there. The symbolism of the stain on the white Allen jersey could not have been more obvious. Even worse, it was Buffalo-style sauce. Need I say more.

 

So, I just wanted to apologize to everyone and note that I will try harder next week. 

Be sure to review the tape and figure out where your wing-eating plan went wrong.

[BBills88]

1 hour ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Bills are up and in control. On the play where they called back the White interception, I dripped sauce from a wing onto my pure white Josh Allen jersey. 
 

Needless to say, the game went downhill from there. The symbolism of the stain on the white Allen jersey could not have been more obvious. Even worse, it was Buffalo-style sauce. Need I say more.

 

So, I just wanted to apologize to everyone and note that I will try harder next week. 

You might be on to something,  Wear the other teams QB jersey. Drop buffalo sauce on it and let us know if it worked.

[Haslett_Stomp]

It was my fault.  When leaving the house to watch the game at the local watering hole I realized I had locked my wife and myself out of the house.  My frantic checking of all doors and downstairs windows caused me to be late to the bar and miss the opening kickoff.  I arrived just in time to see the 3 and out after McKenzie's return.

[JohnNord]

1 hour ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Bills are up and in control. On the play where they called back the White interception, I dripped sauce from a wing onto my pure white Josh Allen jersey. 
 

Needless to say, the game went downhill from there. The symbolism of the stain on the white Allen jersey could not have been more obvious. Even worse, it was Buffalo-style sauce. Need I say more.

 

So, I just wanted to apologize to everyone and note that I will try harder next week. 

I actually have a vintage 1990 Steelers Starter winter jacket in my basement that I’m trying to sell on FB Marketplace.  
 

Having the jacket in my home created bad vibes. It’s my fault we lost

[Toomstone.Part.Duex]

It was me!!   My lucky Bills sweatshirt is MIA from last year.  I washed it after the KC AFCCG loss and haven't seen it.   I looked all weekend.  I WILL find it before sunday.   

[LeGOATski]

You're all dead to me.

[Hapless Bills Fan]

The blocked punt is my fault.  I came in just at kickoff from hiking/working in the garden in near-90 degree weather.  All through the rather dull first half, I was peeling rolls of black sweat/dirt/insect repellent.  Speaking of repellent, it certainly was.

 

So partway into halftime I took a shower. 

 

I left the room to a 10-zip lead and came back to a 20-10 thrashing.

 

Henceforth I shall take my fan duties more seriously.  I shed black skin rolls as need be like an inebriated reptile undergoing ecdysis and ignore all disparagement of my hygiene habits. 

 

Moulting onto the upholstry is the least I can do for our guys.  As long as I still have beer.

[JohnBonhamRocks]

I feel similarly at fault as I wore just plain blue shorts instead of my Zubaz. 

[Maybe Someday]

This one’s on me. After taking the 1st bite of my 1st wing I looked down and noticed I dripped blue cheese on my shirt. I looked at my wife and said that’s a bad omen. I should have changed right away but I just wiped it off and kept going. I’ll do better next week. 

[MrSarcasm]

You can blame me. For every win last year I ate pizza during the game. Yesterday I went with a wrap and chips. I obviously downgraded my meal plan, so the Bills downgraded their play.

[Draconator]

1 hour ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Bills are up and in control. On the play where they called back the White interception, I dripped sauce from a wing onto my pure white Josh Allen jersey. 
 

Needless to say, the game went downhill from there. The symbolism of the stain on the white Allen jersey could not have been more obvious. Even worse, it was Buffalo-style sauce. Need I say more.

 

So, I just wanted to apologize to everyone and note that I will try harder next week. 

 

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[RobbRiddicksTDLeap]

Sorry everyone. This one is on me. I wore my old 97 Rock Voice of the Bills Shirt. It’s orange. My some told me not to wear it, but i did anyway. 
 

Sorry, I’ll do better next week. 

[BillsPride12]

50 minutes ago, JohnNord said:

I actually have a vintage 1990 Steelers Starter winter jacket in my basement that I’m trying to sell on FB Marketplace.  
 

Having the jacket in my home created bad vibes. It’s my fault we lost

The question is....why was that jacket in your basement to begin with?

[JohnNord]

8 minutes ago, BillsPride12 said:

The question is....why was that jacket in your basement to begin with?

LOL I bought it at a thrift store for $5 earlier this summer.  I can probably makes at least 10 times that amount, as it’s in great condition and vintage sports stuff is always collectible 

[US Egg]

2 hours ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Bills are up and in control. On the play where they called back the White interception, I dripped sauce from a wing onto my pure white Josh Allen jersey. 
 

Needless to say, the game went downhill from there. The symbolism of the stain on the white Allen jersey could not have been more obvious. Even worse, it was Buffalo-style sauce. Need I say more.

 

So, I just wanted to apologize to everyone and note that I will try harder next week. 

Did you get the stain out or sacrificially burn the jersey for your misdeed?

[RobbRiddick]

For God's sake don't choke on a chicken wing during the Dolphins game, Josh's head will explode

[msw2112]

I bought my daughter a brand new Bills shirt for the season.  She was not home for most of the game, but arrived home around the beginning of the 4th quarter.  She was about to have some lunch and I didn't want her to get anything on her new shirt, so I did not insist that she put it on, as I usually do.  The shirt went unworn and we all know what happened.  I can't blame the child, but Dad failed.

Edited September 13, 2021 by msw2112

[BigDingus]

Thank you for owning up & taking responsibility like a man. 

 

Eat one bowl of decades-expired Flutie Flakes & watch 3 x Music City "Miracle" replays as penance.