Why Your Team Sucks: 2021 Buffalo Bills

[Captain Caveman]

Looks like this was published yesterday, posting it here in case anyone else missed it

 

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2021-buffalo-bills/

[YoloinOhio]

I usually like these but that was horrible. Allen is going to hand out meth at Halloween? Ryan leaf with better coaching? 

Edited September 8, 2021 by YoloinOhio

[corta765]

5 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I usually like these but that was horrible. Allen is going to hand our meth at Halloween? Ryan leaf with better coaching? 

 

Honestly it was light compared to what he usually can do. This comment was so true and best:

 

Brad:

The most publicly-visible portion of our fanbase looks like the rave scene from the second Matrix movie was recast with the rednecks from Deliverance.

 

[JoPoy88]

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[FireChans]

5 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I usually like these but that was horrible. Allen is going to hand our meth at Halloween? Ryan leaf with better coaching? 

Magary sucks. Ever since his meltdown at Deadspin, and his gleeful take downs of anyone who has ever said something uncouth on the Internet, he isn’t funny anymore. Especially when he himself is a person with a checkered past at best.
 

I don’t wish cancelling on people as a general rule. But I’d be lying if I said a part of me would enjoy this guy going away and never coming back.

[JerseyBills]

6 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I usually like these but that was horrible. Allen is going to hand our meth at Halloween? Ryan leaf with better coaching? 

Ya it was bad but that's a good thing,  there really isn't many negatives about this team, top to bottom we have 1 of the best rosters , elite coaching and Front office 

[Captain Caveman]

Just now, HOUSE said:

Did you guys enter your E-Mail ?

 

 

Well, I have a subscription, so at some point yes?

[LeviF]

Magary should probably hang it up at this point. He’s struggling to write these. 

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

That was a perfect example of a "mail it in" effort.  Pretty sad.

[First Round Bust]

meh not going to waste time and dignify amateur journalism with a page hit...

[DallasBillsFan1]

27 minutes ago, corta765 said:

Brad:

The most publicly-visible portion of our fanbase looks like the rave scene from the second Matrix movie was recast with the rednecks from Deliverance.

 

This is SO GREAT.

[Motorin']

Lake Effect Diner closed? 

[YoloinOhio]

1 minute ago, Motorin' said:

Lake Effect Diner closed? 

I read that it didn’t survive the shutdown 

[Rc2catch]

I enjoy these. I do admit this one wasn’t his best. But this comment definitely had me laughing.  

 

“When people tell me they’re taking their kids to a Bills game, I contemplate calling Child Protective Services“

[Motorin']

9 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I read that it didn’t survive the shutdown 

 

I can believe that. I wonder if it's just sitting vacant?

[corta765]

9 minutes ago, Motorin' said:

 

I can believe that. I wonder if it's just sitting vacant?

 

So it closed along with the Steer, BUT apparently the building owner doesnt want it closed and is looking at it to reopen or something. The whole thing is really confusing.

[Captain Caveman]

14 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I usually like these but that was horrible. Allen is going to hand our meth at Halloween? Ryan leaf with better coaching? 

 

Yeah, I mean we're good now so it's harder to find things to pick on.  

[FLFan]

Yeah.  Not funny, just mean spirited.

[Captain Caveman]

C'mon, can't take a little ribbing?  

 

Buffalo snowflakes.

[BillsShredder83]

Come on, clearly the best comment in there

 

I live an objectively pleasant life. I’m loved, I’m happy, I’m healthy, I’m lucky in so many ways. If the Bills ever win a Super Bowl, I will almost definitely die in a snowbank that night. And that’s the happiest possible timeline for me.

Sorry, mom. You tried.