Do you pee in the pool?

[ExiledInIllinois]

5 minutes ago, frostbitmic said:

That would be me.

https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/what-happens-when-you-pee-pool

 

"Swimming pools are basically huge blue toilet bowls. We’ve all peed in them — be honest — and a new study is stirring up our guilt by showing that urinating in a chlorinated pool creates a toxic chemical called cyanogen chloride. Cyanogen chloride forms when chlorine from the pool reacts with nitrogen in urine. It acts like tear gas, roughing up the eyes, nose and lungs, and it’s classified as an agent of chemical warfare."

[US Egg]

Amazing at resort pool swim up bars with seating how some can sit there and drink for hours on end, never leaving once.

[QCity]

If it's a huge get together like 4th of July I'll typically pee in my friend's pool 2 or 3 times, and that's before I get in the water.

[WhoTom]

12 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/what-happens-when-you-pee-pool

 

"Swimming pools are basically huge blue toilet bowls. We’ve all peed in them — be honest — and a new study is stirring up our guilt by showing that urinating in a chlorinated pool creates a toxic chemical called cyanogen chloride. Cyanogen chloride forms when chlorine from the pool reacts with nitrogen in urine. It acts like tear gas, roughing up the eyes, nose and lungs, and it’s classified as an agent of chemical warfare."

 

So peeing in the pool is either a war crime or an act of terrorism. Those of you who answered yes should keep an eye out for USAF drones the next time you swim in a pool.

 

 

[thenorthremembers]

I buy the chemicals, I pay the property taxes, and I clean the pool.  Ill piss in it anytime I like.   If I catch anyone else doing it, they will be voted off the island.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I never pee in pools because there’s this chemical in there that turns the water red if you do.  Surprised no one posting in this thread is aware of this.

[Beerball]

22 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Or do you get out and go to the bathroom?

I peed in your pool.

[RaoulDuke79]

Pee'ers are making a charge. 

[Royale with Cheese]

3 hours ago, Beerball said:

I peed in your pool.

That would be the city pool with slides and diving boards.  Do you think it’s possible to pee while doing a dive?

[Augie]

5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

That would be the city pool with slides and diving boards.  Do you think it’s possible to pee while doing a dive?

 

Our county pool (shockingly!) has a high board. Do you think it’s possible the high board could CAUSE you to pee? Some of those kids pause up there for quite a while! 

 

Would it be rude of me to ask for directions to your pool? 

 

 

EDIT: I seriously curious about how the county and the insurance company approve of a low board AND a high board. Even single family houses and  insurance companie encourage NO board. 

Edited August 15, 2021 by Augie

[ExiledInIllinois]

8 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I never pee in pools because there’s this chemical in there that turns the water red if you do.  Surprised no one posting in this thread is aware of this.

Very good point!

7 hours ago, Beerball said:

I peed in your pool.

They feel empowered... Creeps!

[snafu]

On 8/13/2021 at 3:02 PM, Royale with Cheese said:

Or do you get out and go to the bathroom?

Yes and no.

I get out and then I pee in the pool. 

 

[I'm Spartacus]

The bigger question is - "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

[Gugny]

I actually whip it out and pee in the pool.  My pee has magic powers that blurs everything out like a Chinese porn.

[Buffalo03]

Wtf?

[LeGOATski]

Alternate thread titles: 

 

Do you have an enlarged prostate?

 

Do you have a drinking problem?

[Greg S]