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[aristocrat]

https://www.earlygame.com/entertainment/sonichu-chris-chan-arrested-sex-mom/

 

A figure of internet mythology has been arrested for having sex with their own mother. Chris Chan, the creator of a famously awful comic book series called Sonichu, was arrested a few hours ago and faces charges of felony *****. Here are the bizarre details. 

 

Chris Chan had been speaking fairly openly to two people online about her current relationship. She had expressed that it was with someone physically older, and the descriptions matched with Chris Chan's mother Barbara. Then the messages began taking a more explicit turn. And that's when one of the friends revealed themselves to be a long-standing troll, the user 'Null' who owns and runs the trolling website Kiwi Farms. 

Then it hit the fan. 

Now Chris Chan is sat in a jail cell with no chance of bail and charged with felony *****. We're going to be keeping this story updated as it develops, so check back for more. Until then, please do go and read more on Chris Chan, her story is fascinating and horrific, and like a car crash, you won't be able to turn away. 

 

what the f$#@??????????????????????

[NobesBLO13]

Stranger than fiction is an understatement when it comes to the life of Chris Chan. 
 

[Gugny]

Why is there not a pic of her mom?

[LeGOATski]

I'm definitely not going to read any of this.

 

Gross

[PastaJoe]

She looka like a man. 🤢

[LeviF]

14 hours ago, PastaJoe said:

She looka like a man. 🤢

You have a discerning eye. 

[TBBills]

Clicked on the link and basically saw this isn't even news. These types of people are known to do things like this.

[WhoTom]

MILF

 

Edited August 4, 2021 by WhoTom

[That's No Moon]

3 hours ago, TBBills said:

Clicked on the link and basically saw this isn't even news. These types of people are known to do things like this.

Please clarify

[ajaxmt10]

Christory in the making. We have unlocked the jail saga. Many Christorical artifacts have hit ebay for crazy money.

 

@TBBills this is for sure HUGE news! CWC is the most documented person in history.

[NobesBLO13]

12 minutes ago, ajaxmt10 said:

Christory in the making. We have unlocked the jail saga. Many Christorical artifacts have hit ebay for crazy money.

 

@TBBills this is for sure HUGE news! CWC is the most documented person in history.

Bigger news than his war on Sega over the color of Sonic’s arms? Surely you jest, sir.

[NobesBLO13]

On 8/3/2021 at 10:29 AM, aristocrat said:

https://www.earlygame.com/entertainment/sonichu-chris-chan-arrested-sex-mom/

 

A figure of internet mythology has been arrested for having sex with their own mother. Chris Chan, the creator of a famously awful comic book series called Sonichu, was arrested a few hours ago and faces charges of felony *****. Here are the bizarre details. 

 

Chris Chan had been speaking fairly openly to two people online about her current relationship. She had expressed that it was with someone physically older, and the descriptions matched with Chris Chan's mother Barbara. Then the messages began taking a more explicit turn. And that's when one of the friends revealed themselves to be a long-standing troll, the user 'Null' who owns and runs the trolling website Kiwi Farms. 

Then it hit the fan. 

Now Chris Chan is sat in a jail cell with no chance of bail and charged with felony *****. We're going to be keeping this story updated as it develops, so check back for more. Until then, please do go and read more on Chris Chan, her story is fascinating and horrific, and like a car crash, you won't be able to turn away. 

 

what the f$#@??????????????????????

I thought you were going to give us Chris Chan updates?
 

Update: his jail time will be spent with women. This is relevant because he changed genders to expand his chances at getting a woman because he thought this would make him available to lesbians. Did I mention he’s autistic?

[LeviF]

2 hours ago, NobesBLO13 said:

I thought you were going to give us Chris Chan updates?
 

Update: his jail time will be spent with women. This is relevant because he changed genders to expand his chances at getting a woman because he thought this would make him available to lesbians. Did I mention he’s autistic?

 

Better hand out more condoms and plan B to female inmates.