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God doesn't like women drivers


Just Jack

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1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

I don’t think this was the right thing to do under any circumstances but understand she was troubled.  Perhaps she should have waited until she saw a spandex mafia parade before using this strategy.

Yeah... I can totally let God decide if bikes need to be run over. It's in his hands.

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I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

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16 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

Unfortunately Jesus had his license revoked after yet another failure of a blood alcohol test.

 

"But officer, I swear that red Solo cup contained water just a few minutes ago!"

 

 

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