That could hurt

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://nypost.com/2021/07/01/man-breaks-penis-after-it-buckled-during-sex-makes-medical-history/

[Chandler#81]

😳😲

 

 

(note; made of modeling lead in an X-ray lab)

[Buffalophil1948]

That taint no joke

[WhoTom]

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The man fully recovered and was able to have hanky-panky — hopefully with better aim — a mere six months after his fateful fling.

 

A mere six months???

 

That's not a dry spell, that's a drought.

[Saxum]

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Thankfully, the erect-tive surgery went off without a hitch. 

 

I wonder if reporter would have found that joke so funny if it happened to him.

[Seasons1992]

That's a hard lesson to learn.

[BuffaloBill]

Talk about an owwiee kind of moment…. Not to mention that would be a fun one to explain at the hospital admissions desk. 

[Wacka]

Ever watch "Sex Brought Me to the ER" on the Discovery Health channel?