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For myself, I’ve decided I’m gender fluid/ Trans pizza...meaning, some nights I feel like a pepperoni pie, and other nights I’m more sausage and mushroom...

 

And my pronouns are “deep dish” and “extra crispy”...😉

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I identify as an Apache helicopter

 

You can't tell me I'm not. Ever since I was a child I knew I was supposed to be an Apache helicopter..

 

I would fly around as a child shooting hellfire missiles out of my head.. nobody would get in my way 

 

I'm sick of all the anti Apache helicopter people, who just don't understand the struggles of having an m230 turret attached to your shoulders all day

 

 

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1 hour ago, JaCrispy said:

For myself, I’ve decided I’m gender fluid/ Trans pizza...meaning, some nights I feel like a pepperoni pie, and other nights I’m more sausage and mushroom...

 

And my pronouns are “deep dish” and “extra crispy”...😉


i hope this doesn’t make you want to punch me, but I’d be the gender attracted to the pizza one… although it’s a recent coming out. I was pizza neutral until the last few years. 
 

alternative I’d be Texmex burrito with pronoun “mucho guacamole”

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The one that makes the most and spends the least money. So to steal a classic line from The Twilight Zone (which I’ve been binging on the past month)…….



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