This Could Scare the Pi$$ Out of Depends

[WotAGuy]

https://www.cnet.com/news/this-company-sells-jeans-designed-to-make-it-look-like-you-wet-yourself/

 

Ever spilled something on your pants while out in public? Ever thought to yourself, "Sure, it might seem like I peed myself, but my pants actually look kind of cool now. I'm just gonna own this." Then maybe Wet Pants Denim is for you. If what it says is on the level, the company sells jeans designed to make it seem like you lost a battle with your bladder.  

Edited June 10, 2021 by WotAGuy

[Augie]

1 hour ago, WotAGuy said:

https://www.cnet.com/news/this-company-sells-jeans-designed-to-make-it-look-like-you-wet-yourself/

 

Ever spilled something on your pants while out in public? Ever thought to yourself, "Sure, it might seem like I peed myself, but my pants actually look kind of cool now. I'm just gonna own this." Then maybe Wet Pants Denim is for you. If what it says is on the level, the company sells jeans designed to make it seem like you lost a battle with your bladder.  

 

They are missing a great opportunity if they don’t have a matching cologne! 

[TBBills]

If I had a big Johnson I would wear those.

[Doc]

What's their next product?  *****-stained pants?

[RaoulDuke79]

How do I get off of this planet?

[WotAGuy]

I’m at the age when this is a welcome sartorial trend. 

[Just Jack]

 

[Mr Info]

I could use some humor and I am willing to drop some $ just to read the business plan.

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

[Nextmanup]

17 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

How do I get off of this planet?

"When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show.  When you are born in the USA, you're given a front row seat."

 

-George Carlin