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[Gugny]

Beep Beep

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YEAH!

[RaoulDuke79]

Nothing's more alluring than the the smell of alcohol and urine.

[Irv]

What’s not attractive about incontinence?

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I’d let her urinate in my coffee!

[frostbitmic]

In the shower yes, anywhere else probably not, unless she killed my sniffer with her coca first.

[GETTOTHE50]

edit: wanted to add that im grateful for the research with the Instagram link. 

Edited May 28, 2021 by GETTOTHE50

[RaoulDuke79]

  On 5/28/2021 at 11:48 PM, GETTOTHE50 said:

 

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What in the ever loving hell? I have so may questions after watching this.

[Augie]

  On 5/28/2021 at 10:04 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I’d let her urinate in my coffee!

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That’s good to know, because....well....never mind. 

[Doc]

  On 5/28/2021 at 10:04 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I’d let her urinate in my coffee!

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O...K.

[ExiledInIllinois]

  On 5/29/2021 at 12:06 AM, Doc said:

 

O...K.

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You know urine is sterile when it first comes out! 😆... @Johnny Hammersticks is in the know....

 

  On 5/28/2021 at 10:04 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I’d let her urinate in my coffee!

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Hey buddy, don't let it sit around too long and go rancid! 😉 😆

[Johnny Hammersticks]

  On 5/29/2021 at 12:02 AM, Augie said:

 

That’s good to know, because....well....never mind. 

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  On 5/29/2021 at 12:06 AM, Doc said:

 

O...K.

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When I was in HS I waited tables with a guy who was a legend in my town. He was like 81 or 82 and was still waiting tables.  Drank like a fish during his shifts.  Would “ping pong” off cars in the parking lot when he was leaving work.  Bragged about the orgies at the old folks home he was living in 😂

 

Anyway, he was famous (among the staff) when a beautiful woman came in for saying “I’d let her piss in my coffee.”  Sorry.  Doesn’t make sense w/o context.  

 

[Doc]

  On 5/29/2021 at 12:21 AM, ExiledInIllinois said:

You know urine is sterile when it first comes out! 😆... @Johnny Hammersticks is in the know....

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Actually it is not.

[ExiledInIllinois]

  On 5/29/2021 at 12:24 AM, Doc said:

 

Actually it is not.

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It's not... Must have been an old wive's tale?  My mother thinking it was true, supposedly took a pissy diaper to my older sister's strep when she was a baby.  😆... NOW WE know why she's so pissy all the time! 😆

 

That's child abuse today! 

 

Glad she got her old wive's tales squared away before I was born 5 years later! 😉

[ExiledInIllinois]

Hey @Doc... I just read this.  Now YOU know why old wives tales like that got started!  Fight strep with strep? Crazy... But people believe the strangest things!

 

"Despite rumors to the contrary, urine is not sterile . It can contain dozens of different types of bacteria, including Staphylococcus and Streptococcus, which are associated with staph infections and strep throat, respectively."

 

 @Johnny Hammersticks... Hope this scares you off you mad man!

[GoBills808]

.79 grams in a plastic baggie

 

what is this high school

 

pass

[TBBills]

  On 5/28/2021 at 10:04 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I’d let her urinate in my coffee!

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I'm not a big coffee drinker.

[WhoTom]

  On 5/29/2021 at 12:23 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

When I was in HS I waited tables with a guy who was a legend in my town. He was like 81 or 82 and was still waiting tables.  Drank like a fish during his shifts.  Would “ping pong” off cars in the parking lot when he was leaving work.  Bragged about the orgies at the old folks home he was living in 😂

 

Anyway, he was famous (among the staff) when a beautiful woman came in for saying “I’d let her piss in my coffee.”  Sorry.  Doesn’t make sense w/o context. 

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Doesn't make a lot of sense in context, either. Then again, I don't know what goes on at retirement home orgies, so maybe that's the missing context.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

  On 5/29/2021 at 1:10 PM, WhoTom said:

 

Doesn't make a lot of sense in context, either. Then again, I don't know what goes on at retirement home orgies, so maybe that's the missing context.

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Just ask your grandma.  She’ll give you all the context you’re missing.

[Gugny]

  On 5/29/2021 at 1:45 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Just ask your grandma.  She’ll give you all the context you’re missing.

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ba-ZING!