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Big Break III: Finale Tonight


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I hope Pam wins. Through the 18 holes it looks like it is really going to be a cat fight. Here's how one fan from The Golf Channel thinks Dani may fail:

 

"The match will be all square after three holes. The cattiness is so bad Vince Cellini is on the cell phone to Fred Hickman begging Fred to get him a spot as a contestant on Dream Job.

 

Danielle will sink a 50 ft double breaker putt to take a one up lead after nine. She mistakenly thinks she is on 18 and has won the match (math is her strength).

 

She runs into the club house to change into her winner’s outfit - even shorter shorts with a belt buckle that says “My Greatest Strength”, tight low neck line blouse with the top button at her navel and clear high heel golf shoes. This is capped off with Simonize shine lip gloss and fake nails. Unfortunately, this process takes over an hour. Danielle is DQ’ed for slow play."

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