Baby face killas

[MarlinTheMagician]

Wait, I thought the Jets drafted Justin Bieber at QB?  Who is this Zach guy?

[TBBills]

9 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said:

I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down.  Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude.  When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance.  Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard.  Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs.  Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean.  
 

Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of.  At first I thought the kid looked like road kill.  The I remembered Lance.  Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick.  Bye bye.

 

P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS

How come "yous guys" like to pick QBs that have zero leadership skills?

[K-9]

7 hours ago, bmur66 said:

You see the problem is... He's got to play for the Jets. He will start lookin old real quick.

[Chandler#81]

4 hours ago, RyanC883 said:

 

na.  1st

Nope. They’re incredible for screwing themselves, as they did last year. 

Keep memories of Joe Willy fresh, they’re all youz got!

[YoloinOhio]

2 hours ago, Brennan Huff said:

 

That’s Rachel ray??

[transient]

2 hours ago, Brennan Huff said:

I used to love her like 15 years ago. Now? I’ll pass...

Couldn’t find it without closed captioning…

[RiotAct]

[bmur66]

1 hour ago, K-9 said:

Wow. I am actually watching Saving Private Ryan right now.

[Brennan Huff]

3 hours ago, YoloinOhio said:

That’s Rachel ray??

Sure is

[BigAl2526]

13 hours ago, Seasons1992 said:

I love when you get out on parole, @Jimmy Spagnola.

Clerical error.  The prison will figure it out shortly and the feds will come after him.

[machine gun kelly]

I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola.

[Chandler#81]

14 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said:

I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola.

There an app for that.    I think..🤔

[Beerball]

23 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said:

 

 

When Ed Oliver is violating your new quarterback 

Do you know something that I don't know?

[Buffalo Junction]

On 5/8/2021 at 7:54 AM, machine gun kelly said:

I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola.

It’s easy. 
1. Go to Jersey

2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel.

3. Get piss drunk.

4. Go to Staten Island

5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 
6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 

[Brennan Huff]

2 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said:

It’s easy. 
1. Go to Jersey

2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel.

3. Get piss drunk.

4. Go to Staten Island

5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 
6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 

[GunnerBill]

Lance? I thought you drafted Wilson?

[Just Joshin']

I thought parodies were supposed to be funny.

[without a drought]

16 minutes ago, Just Joshin' said:

I thought parodies were supposed to be funny.

That's not the way Jimmy rolls.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

1 minute ago, without a drought said:

That's not the way Jimmy rolls.

Ah.  A belligerent troll.

[machine gun kelly]

45 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said:

It’s easy. 
1. Go to Jersey

2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel.

3. Get piss drunk.

4. Go to Staten Island

5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 
6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 

Font forget the White Castle.  😜