MarlinTheMagician Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Wait, I thought the Jets drafted Justin Bieber at QB? Who is this Zach guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 9 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down. Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude. When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance. Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard. Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs. Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean. Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of. At first I thought the kid looked like road kill. The I remembered Lance. Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick. Bye bye. P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS How come "yous guys" like to pick QBs that have zero leadership skills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 7 hours ago, bmur66 said: You see the problem is... He's got to play for the Jets. He will start lookin old real quick. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 hours ago, RyanC883 said: na. 1st Nope. They’re incredible for screwing themselves, as they did last year. Keep memories of Joe Willy fresh, they’re all youz got! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Brennan Huff said: That’s Rachel ray?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Brennan Huff said: I used to love her like 15 years ago. Now? I’ll pass... Couldn’t find it without closed captioning… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 hour ago, K-9 said: Wow. I am actually watching Saving Private Ryan right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 3 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: That’s Rachel ray?? Sure is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl2526 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 13 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: I love when you get out on parole, @Jimmy Spagnola. Clerical error. The prison will figure it out shortly and the feds will come after him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola. There an app for that. I think..🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 23 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: When Ed Oliver is violating your new quarterback Do you know something that I don't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 5/8/2021 at 7:54 AM, machine gun kelly said: I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola. It’s easy. 1. Go to Jersey 2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel. 3. Get piss drunk. 4. Go to Staten Island 5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said: It’s easy. 1. Go to Jersey 2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel. 3. Get piss drunk. 4. Go to Staten Island 5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Lance? I thought you drafted Wilson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 I thought parodies were supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, Just Joshin' said: I thought parodies were supposed to be funny. That's not the way Jimmy rolls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 minute ago, without a drought said: That's not the way Jimmy rolls. Ah. A belligerent troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 45 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said: It’s easy. 1. Go to Jersey 2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel. 3. Get piss drunk. 4. Go to Staten Island 5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience Font forget the White Castle. 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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