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Who is Tom Donahoe? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Donahoe. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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If players can be tested for steriods shouldn't management be tested for traces of Tannis root? This would easily allow us to determine our GMs lineage and confirm or deny once and for all the concerns that he's the spawn of Beelzebub.

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It was TD who betrayed Michael to Hyman Roth, then framed Fredo for it.  The bastard!

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Tom Hagen: When I meet with Gregg Williams, should I insist that all his coaches have clean records?

 

Vito: Mention it -- don't insist. Donahoe is a man who'll know that without being told.

 

Tom Hagen: You mean Williams

 

Vito: Williams' a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Tom Donahoe all along...

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When I saw it was a-time for a change

Killed the Noll and his ministers

Dan Rooney screamed in vain

 

I rode a cart

Held a GM's rank

When the Williams raged

And the Bills they stank

 

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Ah, what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, ah yeah

 

(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

I watched with glee

While your football teams (whoo whoo)

Fought for four decades (whoo whoo)

For the Lombarday (whoo whoo)

 

I shouted out, (whoo whoo)

"Who killed our season?" (whoo whoo)

When after all (whoo whoo)

It was Drew and me (whoo whoo)

 

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)

I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)

And I laid traps for running backs (whoo whoo)

Who get killed before they reach the line (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

 

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)

Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)

But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)

Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo), oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo)

 

etc...

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Beautiful!

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You know, come to think of it...

 

It took my wife and me forever to get pregnant, and when we finally have a son, his hair is completely white.

 

Coincidence?

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;) hey now, she got me drunk and said she needed some help with...

 

oh wait a second, you said the kid has white hair?

nevermind :lol:

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