mary owen Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 This Just In: TD has just replaced Money as the Root of All Evil Congrats Whitey!
/dev/null Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 The CIA created AIDS and Tom Donahoe created Ron Mexico
Ramius Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Bills | Donahoe killed Romanovs - from www.KFFL.com Tue, 26 Apr 2005 09:35:43 -0700 It has been discovered that Bills GM Tom Donahoe did in fact, as a young boy, kill the entire Romanov family of Russia, leading to the introduction of communism into eastern Europe. Bills owner Ralph Wilson could not be reached for comment.
GG Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Reuters April 26, 2005 Vladimir Putin issued a quick retraction, after he initially claimed that the collapse of the Soviet Union was the worst geopolitical catastrophe of the century. Putin quickly reassembled the press corps to announce that the worst geopolitical catastrophe of the century was, in fact, Tom Donahoe's inability to trade Travis Henry for fair market value. To allay the fallout from this geopolitical disaster, Putin offered 3 Russian mail order brides and a case of vodka. When reached for comment, Donahoe said that Putin is a liar, because he only offered one mail order grandmother and 3 opened beers.
mary owen Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Bills | Donahoe killed Romanovs - from www.KFFL.comTue, 26 Apr 2005 09:35:43 -0700 It has been discovered that Bills GM Tom Donahoe did in fact, as a young boy, kill the entire Romanov family of Russia, leading to the introduction of communism into eastern Europe. Bills owner Ralph Wilson could not be reached for comment. 319772[/snapback] (this never gets old)
mary owen Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 When I saw it was a-time for a changeKilled the Noll and his ministers Dan Rooney screamed in vain I rode a cart Held a GM's rank When the Williams raged And the Bills they stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, ah yeah (whoo whoo, whoo whoo) I watched with glee While your football teams (whoo whoo) Fought for four decades (whoo whoo) For the Lombarday (whoo whoo) I shouted out, (whoo whoo) "Who killed our season?" (whoo whoo) When after all (whoo whoo) It was Drew and me (whoo whoo) Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo) I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo) And I laid traps for running backs (whoo whoo) Who get killed before they reach the line (whoo whoo, whoo whoo) Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo) Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo) But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo) Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo), oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo) etc... 319803[/snapback] Sympathy for the GM
/dev/null Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 They also tried to shoot, poison and drowned him, but they couldn't get rid of him. Jeff 319334[/snapback] Draftsputin
EC-Bills Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 You know, come to think of it... It took my wife and me forever to get pregnant, and when we finally have a son, his hair is completely white. Coincidence? 319551[/snapback] OMG, my wife and I are thinking about having a baby. I bet that Bastard knocks her up before I even have the chance! Damn you and your evil seed TD!!!
Guffalo Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 TD put the finger in Wendy 319534[/snapback] And Paris Hilton
Dr. K Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 He turned me into a newt ......................... .................................................. ................................................. ............................(it got better).
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 He turned me into a newt ........................................................................... ................................................. ............................(it got better). 319847[/snapback] BURN 'IM!!!!
dave mcbride Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 ReutersApril 26, 2005 Vladimir Putin issued a quick retraction, after he initially claimed that the collapse of the Soviet Union was the worst geopolitical catastrophe of the century. Putin quickly reassembled the press corps to announce that the worst geopolitical catastrophe of the century was, in fact, Tom Donahoe's inability to trade Travis Henry for fair market value. To allay the fallout from this geopolitical disaster, Putin offered 3 Russian mail order brides and a case of vodka. When reached for comment, Donahoe said that Putin is a liar, because he only offered one mail order grandmother and 3 opened beers. 319804[/snapback] i'd take that for travis! i can recycle those bottles, you know ...
/dev/null Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 He turned me into a newt ........................................................................... ................................................. ............................(it got better). 319847[/snapback] Well, that's no ordinary General Manager!.........That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered executive you ever set eyes on!.........Look, that GMs got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!.........He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!.........I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little executive, isn't it?
jocap55 Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Well, there are all manner of assistant gms and gms, Pete, but the great TD hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork. Ulysses Everett McGill
/dev/null Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Oh my God, TD killed Kenny! You bastard! 319873[/snapback] was wondering how long before somebody was gonna post that
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 Chris Taylor: Day by day I struggle to maintain not only my strength but also my sanity. It's all a blur. I have no energy to write. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. The morale of the men is low, a civil war in the platoon. Half the men with Elias, half with Donahoe. There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other, when we should be fighting them.
Recommended Posts