EC-Bills Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 TD ruined my visit to the theater to see "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." He was constantly talking on his cell phone for most of the movie. When TD wasn't on the phone, he would yell out to everyone what was going to happen next in the movie. What a jackhole!!!
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 TD stands around at intersections on street corners and calls people on their cell phones in their cars while they're in the left turn lane and demands that they not go through the yellow light when right behind them you were, without question, going to run the red. 330423[/snapback] GOD I hate that! He also tells them not to get UNDER the green in the MIDDLE of the intersection... So as to clear the intersection. What a pr*ck!
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 TD gets AD to attack my posts! Then he sucks me into the same trap! He calls it "Tit-for-Tat Who's the Bigger Rat?"
mary owen Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 TD went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a sole to steal.... And he was in a bind. 'Cause he was way behind. And was willin' to make a deal...
Mile High Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 TD actually flew to Iraq and dug Saddam's fox hole for him before being captured.
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD told the boy in GA to cuss at his teachers! He also leaked the story to the media. Boy, what an SOB... He can never be too political!
Fan in San Diego Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD doesn't pay at toll booths. He just drives thru and covers his face and license plates.
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD doesn't pay at toll booths. He just drives thru and covers his face and license plates. 331716[/snapback] I heard he was behind the NECCO scam on the Illinois Tollway. For those who have not heard... NECCO waffers fit perfectly into the baskets along the Illinois Tollway... Officials claim they "jam" up the machines and will prosecute offenders to the full extent of the law! Along with accepting NECCO's, Illinois is the only tollway to accept pennies. TD has been seen throwing huge handfuls into the machines so as to tie up traffic while the machine counts them. He has even been known to throw in one "penny shy" and then argue relentlessly with workers that the machine miscounted his change... Snarling traffic up further! What a jerk!
Beerball Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD actually flew to Iraq and dug Saddam's fox hole for him before being captured. 331471[/snapback] Rumors of TDs capture are nothing more than internet gossip. TD is on the loose. He is considered armed and white.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Tom Donohoe types rambling, incoherent manifestoes while living in a shack in Montana and making pipe-bombs.
Reuben Gant Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 I don't know much about toll booths but I am pretty sure TD is the reason why it is so hard to find Necco wafers and Black Jack gum.
IDBillzFan Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD messed up Mr. Clutch's ankle, and told Geico not to insure Detox's smurfmobile.
EC-Bills Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD secretly replaces people's coffee with Foldgers instant coffee crystals.
/dev/null Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD never changes the roll of toilet paper and leaves the seat up
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD made Superhero disappear...he hasn't been seen since posting in this thread on April 30th...
VABills Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a sole to steal....And he was in a bind. 'Cause he was way behind. And was willin' to make a deal... 331337[/snapback] Soles okay, but trout is better. It helps soothe your Soul.
EC-Bills Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 TD made Superhero disappear...he hasn't been seen since posting in this thread on April 30th... 332049[/snapback] Shouldn't this post go under the son of santa thread instead?!?
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