EC-Bills Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 What Michael Jackson's maid didn't tell you when she was on the stand is that she also had to clean TD's poo off the wall...
Sound_n_Fury Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD gave me herpes 322996[/snapback] If God is indeed merciful, your's should be the final contribution to this thread!
Guffalo Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 If God is indeed merciful, your's should be the final contribution to this thread! 323014[/snapback] Well, your is (was)
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 If God is indeed merciful, your's should be the final contribution to this thread! 323014[/snapback] He is indeed a vengeful God! This thread cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. This thread was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came
Guffalo Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 He is indeed a vengeful God! This thread cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. This thread was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came 323312[/snapback] Or a mod could kill it
Tux of Borg Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis.
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis. 323399[/snapback] and someone found it in Wendys Chili
stuckincincy Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD dug the Welland Canal and opened up the St. Lawrence Seaway, thereby dooming WNY.
Tux of Borg Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD just stole my lunch money. 323552[/snapback] And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer!
EC-Bills Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer! 323562[/snapback] TD's a rat bastard!
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer! 323562[/snapback] and that draft beer he charged $5 for was Milwaukee's Best
Ron Mexico Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis. 323399[/snapback] and my infected one
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 In an 8 ounce glass half-full of foam. 323843[/snapback] that hasn't been washed
KD in CA Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 The CIA created AIDS and Tom Donahoe created Ron Mexico 319764[/snapback] The CIA and TD conspired to distribute crack in the inner cities during the 1980s.
stuckincincy Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 and that draft beer he charged $5 for was Milwaukee's Best 323841[/snapback] Funny how things come up. I just bought a case of Millwaukee Best ICE for $8.49 plus tax this morning. Chide me not, my friends - when you get old enough, you won't give a da*n, either...
LabattBlue Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 TD was at the helm when the Exxon Valdez went aground.
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 Funny how things come up. I just bought a case of Millwaukee Best ICE for $8.49 plus tax this morning. Chide me not, my friends - when you get old enough, you won't give a da*n, either... 323885[/snapback] that's called senility
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