EC-Bills Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 What Michael Jackson's maid didn't tell you when she was on the stand is that she also had to clean TD's poo off the wall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD gave me herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD gave me herpes 322996[/snapback] If God is indeed merciful, your's should be the final contribution to this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 If God is indeed merciful, your's should be the final contribution to this thread! 323014[/snapback] Well, your is (was) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 If God is indeed merciful, your's should be the final contribution to this thread! 323014[/snapback] He is indeed a vengeful God! This thread cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. This thread was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 He is indeed a vengeful God! This thread cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. This thread was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came 323312[/snapback] Or a mod could kill it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis. 323399[/snapback] and someone found it in Wendys Chili Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD dug the Welland Canal and opened up the St. Lawrence Seaway, thereby dooming WNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD just stole my lunch money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD just stole my lunch money. 323552[/snapback] And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer! 323562[/snapback] TD's a rat bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer! 323562[/snapback] and that draft beer he charged $5 for was Milwaukee's Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Mexico Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis. 323399[/snapback] and my infected one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 and my infected one 323858[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 In an 8 ounce glass half-full of foam. 323843[/snapback] that hasn't been washed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 The CIA created AIDS and Tom Donahoe created Ron Mexico 319764[/snapback] The CIA and TD conspired to distribute crack in the inner cities during the 1980s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 and that draft beer he charged $5 for was Milwaukee's Best 323841[/snapback] Funny how things come up. I just bought a case of Millwaukee Best ICE for $8.49 plus tax this morning. Chide me not, my friends - when you get old enough, you won't give a da*n, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 TD was at the helm when the Exxon Valdez went aground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Funny how things come up. I just bought a case of Millwaukee Best ICE for $8.49 plus tax this morning. Chide me not, my friends - when you get old enough, you won't give a da*n, either... 323885[/snapback] that's called senility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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